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[Heisenberg]

Yo! Correct me if I'm wrong but I think they're comin to Lubbock (where I live) in august yea?

 

[Javocado]

Yo! Correct me if I'm wrong but I think they're comin to Lubbock (where I live) in august yea?

http://www.wwe.com/events/wwepresents-live-lubbock

- - - Post Merge - - -

if this thread ever dies I swear I'm quitting tbt

This thread was around Then(yesterday), it's around Now, it'll be around Forever.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Jericho, HBK, and Rocky will always be my favorites.

Solid faves.
You should tune in right now, Y2J is back for a few months.

 

[Saturniidae]

awesome thread!!!

Attitude Era> everything else.

When I was in elementary school ...I got suspended for repeating what the Rock said the night before on smackdown to my principal and called her a jabroni...apparently she didn't take that very well.

I have no idea what'd going on in wrestling these days....I kinda stopped watching after the chris benoit incident...he was one of my favourite wrestlers.

 

[MrPicklez]

This thread was around Then(yesterday), it's around Now, it'll be around Forever.

What you did there. I seent it.

 

[Javocado]

awesome thread!!!

Attitude Era> everything else.

When I was in elementary school ...I got suspended for repeating what the Rock said the night before on smackdown to my principal and called her a jabroni...apparently she didn't take that very well.

I have no idea what'd going on in wrestling these days....I kinda stopped watching after the chris benoit incident...he was one of my favourite wrestlers.

I would jav payed to see you talk like The Rock to your principal haha.
The Chris Benoit incident is some dark stuff and saddens me to the highest degree, he was also one of my favorite wrestlers.
On a lighter note, I'm sure me or anyone else here would be glad to tell you of the 7 years of WWE television you missed : )

 

[squirtle]

My sister and I use to pretend that we were DX like this would go on for months of us pretending we are Shawn and Triple H. WE WOULD NEVER BREAK CHARACTER.


We also use to ALWAYS clothesline each other when we walked by. It was hilarious, we use to get hurt so bad.


As we got older, remember the Hardy's feud? That tore us apart, completely. I was on Jeff's side and she was on Matt's. We hated each other guts. Didn't talk to each other the whole time.

 

[Javocado]

My sister and I use to pretend that we were DX like this would go on for months of us pretending we are Shawn and Triple H. WE WOULD NEVER BREAK CHARACTER.


We also use to ALWAYS clothesline each other when we walked by. It was hilarious, we use to get hurt so bad.


As we got older, remember the Hardy's feud? That tore us apart, completely. I was on Jeff's side and she was on Matt's. We hated each other guts. Didn't talk to each other the whole time.

Sounds fun!
Me and my brother are fans of Reigns' explosive moveset right now so we Superman punch and spear each other on the daily lol.

The Hardy feud was sad, I wanted more tbh.
Did you hear the attacker was supposed to be Christian instead of Matt?
And it was gonna set up for a Hardy's vs E&C at WM25?

 

[Brad]

Once, when I was only a wee young lass, I was trapped inside of a burning fireworks factory. Things were about to get, explosive. I tried screaming and cry for help, but nobody could get to me. The firefighters and police men were to afraid to approach the colorful inferno, that held onto me, and wouldn't let go. My parents watched in horror, as the building crumbled around me, and as they listened to the fireworks go off. I was sure I was going to die that day. Then, in the distant halls of the burning building I heard.... music. "Music?", I thought to myself, as the flames approached my young, flammable body. Then, the music got closer. Almost as if it was just on the other side of the wall that I was huddled against. DUNNNN, DUNNN, DUNNN....
"BURURURURUU", it was his song. Then, John Cena bust through the wall, his music penetrating every pore on my skin, and every seem of the building. The flames approached quickly, as fireworks shot past us. Past him. He quickly removed his Jorts and wrapped me in them. I was invincible. We ran through the burning building, but just then, a flaming piece of the building fell in front of us. John had to make a decision. He faced the flames, as he would an opponent in the ring, and screamed, "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!!!" Cena threw me through the flames, and out the front of the building, still wrapped in the Jorts. Almost like some sort of denim cannonball. On the way out I landed on top of a police officer, he was killed instantly. I've personally never seen Cena since that day, but I like to think he's out there making a difference. I've worn those Jorts everyday since then, never taking them off for any reason. That's the story of how John Cena made Jorts cool again.

 

[Aradai]

Once, when I was only a wee young lass, I was trapped inside of a burning fireworks factory. Things were about to get, explosive. I tried screaming and cry for help, but nobody could get to me. The firefighters and police men were to afraid to approach the colorful inferno, that held onto me, and wouldn't let go. My parents watched in horror, as the building crumbled around me, and as they listened to the fireworks go off. I was sure I was going to die that day. Then, in the distant halls of the burning building I heard.... music. "Music?", I thought to myself, as the flames approached my young, flammable body. Then, the music got closer. Almost as if it was just on the other side of the wall that I was huddled against. DUNNNN, DUNNN, DUNNN....
"BURURURURUU", it was his song. Then, John Cena bust through the wall, his music penetrating every pore on my skin, and every seem of the building. The flames approached quickly, as fireworks shot past us. Past him. He quickly removed his Jorts and wrapped me in them. I was invincible. We ran through the burning building, but just then, a flaming piece of the building fell in front of us. John had to make a decision. He faced the flames, as he would an opponent in the ring, and screamed, "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!!!" Cena threw me through the flames, and out the front of the building, still wrapped in the Jorts. Almost like some sort of denim cannonball. On the way out I landed on top of a police officer, he was killed instantly. I've personally never seen Cena since that day, but I like to think he's out there making a difference. I've worn those Jorts everyday since then, never taking them off for any reason. That's the story of how John Cena made Jorts cool again.

O_O
Brad, sir, I am worried about you.

 

[Javocado]

Once, when I was only a wee young lass, I was trapped inside of a burning fireworks factory. Things were about to get, explosive. I tried screaming and cry for help, but nobody could get to me. The firefighters and police men were to afraid to approach the colorful inferno, that held onto me, and wouldn't let go. My parents watched in horror, as the building crumbled around me, and as they listened to the fireworks go off. I was sure I was going to die that day. Then, in the distant halls of the burning building I heard.... music. "Music?", I thought to myself, as the flames approached my young, flammable body. Then, the music got closer. Almost as if it was just on the other side of the wall that I was huddled against. DUNNNN, DUNNN, DUNNN....
"BURURURURUU", it was his song. Then, John Cena bust through the wall, his music penetrating every pore on my skin, and every seem of the building. The flames approached quickly, as fireworks shot past us. Past him. He quickly removed his Jorts and wrapped me in them. I was invincible. We ran through the burning building, but just then, a flaming piece of the building fell in front of us. John had to make a decision. He faced the flames, as he would an opponent in the ring, and screamed, "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!!!" Cena threw me through the flames, and out the front of the building, still wrapped in the Jorts. Almost like some sort of denim cannonball. On the way out I landed on top of a police officer, he was killed instantly. I've personally never seen Cena since that day, but I like to think he's out there making a difference. I've worn those Jorts everyday since then, never taking them off for any reason. That's the story of how John Cena made Jorts cool again.

TELL ME WHY BRAD JUST DROPPED THE HOTTEST POST OF 2K14

 

[Aradai]

TELL ME WHY BRAD JUST DROPPED THE HOTTEST POST OF 2K14

Because he's Brad.

 

[squirtle]

Sounds fun!
Me and my brother are fans of Reigns' explosive moveset right now so we Superman punch and spear each other on the daily lol.

The Hardy feud was sad, I wanted more tbh.
Did you hear the attacker was supposed to be Christian instead of Matt?
And it was gonna set up for a Hardy's vs E&C at WM25?

I have an obsession to Roman ha.

And seriously? Wowww I had no idea. That's pretty rad.

I watch TNA and I don't know if you do, but I'm sure you know the Jeff is on there. And I'm SO GLAD that they got rid of the Willow gimmick. It was cool that they made him more violent and reckless but just Jeff is much more entertaining.

I'm just patiently waiting for Thursday so we can see Jeff win the championship. Isn't Matt supposed to be there? I think someone told me the NY dates. I hope, that'll be such a rad storyline.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Once, when I was only a wee young lass, I was trapped inside of a burning fireworks factory. Things were about to get, explosive. I tried screaming and cry for help, but nobody could get to me. The firefighters and police men were to afraid to approach the colorful inferno, that held onto me, and wouldn't let go. My parents watched in horror, as the building crumbled around me, and as they listened to the fireworks go off. I was sure I was going to die that day. Then, in the distant halls of the burning building I heard.... music. "Music?", I thought to myself, as the flames approached my young, flammable body. Then, the music got closer. Almost as if it was just on the other side of the wall that I was huddled against. DUNNNN, DUNNN, DUNNN....
"BURURURURUU", it was his song. Then, John Cena bust through the wall, his music penetrating every pore on my skin, and every seem of the building. The flames approached quickly, as fireworks shot past us. Past him. He quickly removed his Jorts and wrapped me in them. I was invincible. We ran through the burning building, but just then, a flaming piece of the building fell in front of us. John had to make a decision. He faced the flames, as he would an opponent in the ring, and screamed, "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!!!" Cena threw me through the flames, and out the front of the building, still wrapped in the Jorts. Almost like some sort of denim cannonball. On the way out I landed on top of a police officer, he was killed instantly. I've personally never seen Cena since that day, but I like to think he's out there making a difference. I've worn those Jorts everyday since then, never taking them off for any reason. That's the story of how John Cena made Jorts cool again.

This literally made my life.

 

[Javocado]

I have an obsession to Roman ha.

And seriously? Wowww I had no idea. That's pretty rad.

I watch TNA and I don't know if you do, but I'm sure you know the Jeff is on there. And I'm SO GLAD that they got rid of the Willow gimmick. It was cool that they made him more violent and reckless but just Jeff is much more entertaining.

I'm just patiently waiting for Thursday so we can see Jeff win the championship. Isn't Matt supposed to be there? I think someone told me the NY dates. I hope, that'll be such a rad storyline.

Tbh he's my least favorite Shield member but he is still on high regards in my book, he looks like a legit badass and he has charisma and his moveset is so explosive.

Yeah and it was gonna be a TLC match too.
The only reason it didn't happen because supposed Vince got all butthurt that everyone(dirthsheets and whatnot) found out the attacker was going to be Christian and not wanting to please the internet he made the attacker Matt. But it made for an awesome promo, one of my faves.

Spoiler

Yes I am aware Jeff is in TNA(was so sad when he left back in 09')
I watched TNA for a few months when he came back and saw some of this.

Spoiler: more jeff weeeee

But his contract expires in 2015 and I'd like to see him back in an RVD-esque role but I think the crowd would be insane for him so I'd like atleast one more world title run for him.

 

[squirtle]

Tbh he's my least favorite Shield member but he is still on high regards in my book, he looks like a legit badass and he has charisma and his moveset is so explosive.

Yeah and it was gonna be a TLC match too.
The only reason it didn't happen because supposed Vince got all butthurt that everyone(dirthsheets and whatnot) found out the attacker was going to be Christian and not wanting to please the internet he made the attacker Matt. But it made for an awesome promo, one of my faves.

Spoiler

Yes I am aware Jeff is in TNA(was so sad when he left back in 09')
I watched TNA for a few months when he came back and saw some of this.

Spoiler: more jeff weeeee

But his contract expires in 2015 and I'd like to see him back in an RVD-esque role but I think the crowd would be insane for him so I'd like atleast one more world title run for him.

I honestly can't decide who's my least favorite of the Shield. Roman is a beast obviously. Dean has GREAT mic skills, the greatest out of all of them and I really like the gimmick he has now. Seth's mic skills suck, he's good though.

Alot of people would disagree with this, but I think Jeff is best in TNA. He's really giving them the hype they deserve. And he's one of the most entertaining wrestlers there.
I seriously can't explain my love for Jeff. He's been my favorite since FOREVER. That promo is gold, I miss when he was the main star on TNA. At least they're working it back to that.

Did you hear that Matt said that most likely, sometime, there'll be a Hardy's reunion in the WWE?

 

[Aradai]

Anyone remember WWE Kids? My cousin was all over the magazine and website.

 

[Javocado]

I honestly can't decide who's my least favorite of the Shield. Roman is a beast obviously. Dean has GREAT mic skills, the greatest out of all of them and I really like the gimmick he has now. Seth's mic skills suck, he's good though.

Alot of people would disagree with this, but I think Jeff is best in TNA. He's really giving them the hype they deserve. And he's one of the most entertaining wrestlers there.
I seriously can't explain my love for Jeff. He's been my favorite since FOREVER. That promo is gold, I miss when he was the main star on TNA. At least they're working it back to that.

Did you hear that Matt said that most likely, sometime, there'll be a Hardy's reunion in the WWE?

I rank em like this:
Seth Rollins, I love his ringwork and he's getting better on the mic and I just like heels better
Dean Ambrose, His mic work is freaking insane and he is so great in the ring
Roman Reigns, powerhouse oozing with charisma, getting better on the mic as well, still a little green in the ring, can't wait for the day he beats Cena CLEAN though.

I also have mad love for Jeff Hardy, I've always been rooting for him(except for the CM Punk feud heh,heh)
I'm glad he's doing his thing in TNA but I miss him here in the WWE.

A Hardy's Reunion would be insane!
Usos v Hardy Boyz
Harper/Rowan v Hardy Boyz omg
(literally the only legit tag teams right now haha)

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Anyone remember WWE Kids? My cousin was all over the magazine and website.

I remember the magazine.
I got one for my little brother and it was the only one I ever got him because he like the og WWE magazine better haha.
My only memory of that Kids magazine is Hornswoggle saying CM Punk smelled in a little interview(no pun intended)

 

[squirtle]

I think that's pretty accurate, except I'd switch Dean and Seth. Dean is like, the whole package. Mic work and wrestling. I love Seth, his moves are awesome but his mic work makes me cringe at times. He doesn't really sell it.

TNA yesterday SUCKED. Kinda. Jeff Hardy didn't win championship, no Matt Hardy yet, Bully Ray didn't put Dixie through the table, but Devon returned. Team 3D is back together. So I'm happy about that. And they brought back the 6 sided ring. Yay.

Hahahaha I HATED CM PUNK DURING THAT!! Though CM Punk is now one of my absolute favorites. Did you hear what Paul Heyman said on Jericho's talk show? That was pretty sad.

WWE needs to step up their tag division. It's honestly depressing and boring. They need to bring more NXT dudes and women up. I'm so ready for that.
I'm actually enjoying TNA alot more than WWE this year. They put more thought into and have more story lines and they don't ever really have pointless matches. They don't put fill ins.

Also about the kids magazine, CM Punk smells so amazing ugh.

 

[Javocado]

I think that's pretty accurate, except I'd switch Dean and Seth. Dean is like, the whole package. Mic work and wrestling. I love Seth, his moves are awesome but his mic work makes me cringe at times. He doesn't really sell it.

TNA yesterday SUCKED. Kinda. Jeff Hardy didn't win championship, no Matt Hardy yet, Bully Ray didn't put Dixie through the table, but Devon returned. Team 3D is back together. So I'm happy about that. And they brought back the 6 sided ring. Yay.

Hahahaha I HATED CM PUNK DURING THAT!! Though CM Punk is now one of my absolute favorites. Did you hear what Paul Heyman said on Jericho's talk show? That was pretty sad.

WWE needs to step up their tag division. It's honestly depressing and boring. They need to bring more NXT dudes and women up. I'm so ready for that.
I'm actually enjoying TNA alot more than WWE this year. They put more thought into and have more story lines and they don't ever really have pointless matches. They don't put fill ins.

Also about the kids magazine, CM Punk smells so amazing ugh.

Yeah I totally agree with you that Dean is the whole package but it's just pure favoritism when I compare him and Seth haha.

I gotta start watching TNA but idk, I just can't get into it haha.

CM Punk's feud was Jeff was GOLD and then the Straight Edge Society after was GOLD PT. 2, I was so mad because they effed that stable up so bad. I didn't hear what Mr. Heyman said on Jericho's podcast, care to enlighten me?

A few months ago it looked like the tag team division was being reborn but it just like...fell off.
I will say I enjoy Goldust/Stardust immensely though.
I wish WWE had more mid-card storylines and I think they're doing just that(Swagger v Rusev is so simple and awesome)

And finally, you've smelled Punk before? lol

 

[squirtle]

Yeah I totally agree with you that Dean is the whole package but it's just pure favoritism when I compare him and Seth haha.

I gotta start watching TNA but idk, I just can't get into it haha.

CM Punk's feud was Jeff was GOLD and then the Straight Edge Society after was GOLD PT. 2, I was so mad because they effed that stable up so bad. I didn't hear what Mr. Heyman said on Jericho's podcast, care to enlighten me?

A few months ago it looked like the tag team division was being reborn but it just like...fell off.
I will say I enjoy Goldust/Stardust immensely though.
I wish WWE had more mid-card storylines and I think they're doing just that(Swagger v Rusev is so simple and awesome)

And finally, you've smelled Punk before? lol

Seriously get into TNA. It's pretty rad, I can catch you up on the storylines when you do.

Ah dude straight edge society was awesome!!!! I miss that! And Heyman said that Punk just didn't have the passion for wrestlinh anymore. That he isn't coming back.

OH MY GOD NO I HATE STARDUST WITH A PASSION I AM SO DONE WITH HIM HE NEEDS TO STOP.

My friend hugged Punk once, said her hand was COVERED in cologne. She said he smelled fabulous

 

[Javocado]

Seriously get into TNA. It's pretty rad, I can catch you up on the storylines when you do.

Ah dude straight edge society was awesome!!!! I miss that! And Heyman said that Punk just didn't have the passion for wrestlinh anymore. That he isn't coming back.

OH MY GOD NO I HATE STARDUST WITH A PASSION I AM SO DONE WITH HIM HE NEEDS TO STOP.

My friend hugged Punk once, said her hand was COVERED in cologne. She said he smelled fabulous

Alrighty, I'll give it a go when it comes on this week!

SES was the best, Punk was getting so much heat from the crowd and there was that old lady incident lol.
I figured it would be something like that, I wish he still had his passion, he is one of the greatest and deserved to ME Wrestlemania. I really thought it should have been Punk vs Cena at WrestleMania 29 instead of lol Dwayne headlines.

I actually like him when he's with Goldust, their dynamic is fun, but I don't think I could handle him by himself haha.

What if he wore the amount of cologne he did to mask his stench hmmm? lol