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8:00 p.m., Saturday Night, September 27, 2008
Bobville, Animal Crossing
Nookington's

*Music echoes throughout the building, Timmy and Tommy are drawing comics, while Nook is standing at his desk.*
Timmy: Now this guy gets hit by a car...
Tommy: Hey Timmy...
Timmy: Yea?
Tommy: What the heck is a car...
Timmy: Oh yea, we don't come to town until AFTER the dude comes in in the taxi...
Nook: Will you two shut your traps? I'm waiting for customers!
Timmy: Uncle Tom, no one comes in on Saturday nights after 8.
Timmy: Yea, they're all listening to K.K. Slider.
Nook: Humph, K.K.
Timmy: There he goes again...
Nook: That dog has messed with me for the last time!
Tommy: But he didn't do anything to you!
Nook: What did I tell you about talking while I'm raving like a mad lunatic?
Tommy: To not ta...
Nook: Exactly.
Timmy: Anyways, why do you hate him so much?
Nook: Every night on Saturday is when I used to make my best sales, then when I moved to Bobville because I heard that the people here did not have a way to buy things, except through online via their Leef top computers, or call in and shipping. So I moved here to, er, um, help them, and to make a good profit, but now since my shop has grown, I cannot move, but I want to move back, because Saturdays WERE my best nights. BUt that K.K. keeps taking my business, and then he gives the music away for free!
Tommy: And so...
Nook: AND SO, I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON HIM, NEXT SATURDAY, mainly because I haven't thought of a plan, and I don't want to miss Gilmore Girls...
Timmy: Uncle Nook, that's just wrong...

8:00 p.m. Saturday night, October 4, 2008
Bobville, Animal Crossing
The Roost

Bob: Where's K.K.?
Bacon Boy: -->What's going on?
Never Mind...
Rover: We're waiting for K.K....
Bob: He should be here by now... But any ways, Chevre, my darling, I'm glad you're here... I've been meaning to ask you something...
Chevre: Bacon Boy, want to go out on a date?
Tabby: OOOO! BB and Chevre are in love!
Bob: BB, I otta!
Rover: Shut up you two! The show's starting!
*MALES AND FEMALES, and Bacon Boy... WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S EVENT. PLEASE WELCOME, K.K. SLIDER!
K.K.?: Hello, um everyone, I mean, YO COOL DAWGS! WHAT'S UP? ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THE HOUSE? WELL...*long speech*
Chevre: SO, BB, you never answered...
Bacon Boy: *in head* "Why the heck can't I talk? Back away from me you stupid goat thing! I don't date cross species!" *Runs out of room*
Chevre: Come back my love!
Bob: I shall catch my dear Chevre and romance her...
Rover: Oh boy...
K.K.?: And that's why corporate investment is always a top priority! And now for a song! "K.K. Sings! K.K. can dance! K.K. Likes to eat lots of ants... Uh... K.K. is cool, like ice cubes, and he sings like blaggablagga bloo!
Rover: Uh... That was horrible.
K.K.?: That's not jive man! *In head* "My plan is succeeding!"
Static: Am I too late for the show?
Rover: Yes, consider yourself lucky!
Static: Why?
Bacon Boy: *In head* "Where the heck is that police dog when I need him? And he's not even a policeman anymore, he's a stupid guard! GET AWAY FROM ME STUPID GOAT!"
*Trips on stairs to stage and hits K.K.*
K.K.?: HEY! Why you little... Why is everyone looking at me?
Static: It's Nook!
Rover: Get him!
*Nook runs and everyone runs out of the roost*
Bacon Boy: *In head* "Why did everyone run over me... hey they forgot me!"
*Chevre runs back in*
Bacon Boy: *In head* "OH SHOOT!"
Chevre: MY DARLING!
Bacon Boy: ...
Chevre: Did you want to say something my dear?
Bacon Boy: Got any news?
--> Never Mind...
Chevre: Don't worry, we'll need to go out of town for these injuries, but don't worry I'll be with you all the way. ;)
Bacon Boy: *In head* "Brewster help me! Get over here and help me you worthless pigeon!"
Brewster: Aw... Young love...

9:00 p.m. Saturday Night, October 4, 2008
Bobville, Animal Crossing
Nookington's

Crowd of Animals: We want K.K.! We want K.K.!
Nook: Timmy! Get K.K. out of the broom closet and give him to the crowd!
Timmy: Tommy, nor I, will be a part of your dastardly scheme, we're leaving.
Nook: FINE! But if you do, leave through the Nook Cave...
Tommy: Oh gosh, Uncle Nook, I thought we told you to get rid of that thing...
Nook: JUST GO!
Both: Yes Uncle Nook...
*Both leave*
Nook: Uh... okay... *out of window* PEOPLE OF BOBVILLE! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? K.K. WILL BE FINE! K.K. AND I WERE COMING BACK FROM THE BANK, WHEN WE WERE ROBBED BY A CRIMINAL BY THE NAME OF... *LOOKS AROUND STORE* BLUE CHAIR. K.K., BEING THE HERO HE IS, TRIED TO SAVE ME, BUT GOT KNOCKED OUT IN THE PROCESS AND HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED BEYOND THAT POINT, I WAS TRYING TO REVIVE HIM WHEN I REALIZED THAT IT WAS TIME FOR HIS SHOW, SO I TRIED TO HELP HIM.
Bob: SO... WHERE IS HE?
Nook: I'LL BRING HIM TO THE FRONT DOOR!
Bob: OKAY!

12:0o p.m. Sunday Afternoon, October 5, 2008
Bobville, Animal Crossing
Nookington's

*Bob, Static, and Taby are sitting at the gate, waiting for BB and Chevre to return...*
Bob: You ever notice how it's BOBville?
Taby: I heard it was named after some guy named "Bob the Fish".
Static: You're both wrong, it was a random name, coincidentally called Bobville, and besides, Bob, you moved here after it got it's name...
Bob: They were thinking of me...
Taby: Here they come!
*Car drives up, a girl and Bacon Boy in it.*
Bacon Boy: I CAN TALK FREELY!
Bob: Where's chevre?
Bacon Boy: I don't know, but this is Lauren, I met her in the city...
Taby: There's Chevre! She's in her car.
Chevre: I'm gonna kill that Lauren, she stole Bacon Boy from me!
Static: *grabs Chevre* Now hold it-
Taby: OH MY GOSH! THEY HAVE FREE TALK TO ANIMALS!
*Taby takes out a ray and zaps Lauren and Bacon Boy*
*Lauren to Animals: --> What's going on?
Never Mind
Bacon Boy to Lauren: At least we can talk to each other...
*Chevre grabs Lauren and kicks her out of the town*
Bob: Chevre, I love you!
~Silence~
Taby: Well... this is like my soap opera! Toby loves Cheri, but Cheri loves Ace, and Ace wants to go home!
Chevre: ...BACON BOY! My love, come with me! I have a romantic movie at home!
Bacon Boy: *runs home and runs upstairs*
Chevre: *busts through door* I CAN'T COME UP THERE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN SOONER OR LATERZ!
Bacon Boy: Oy...

12:00 p.m. Sunday Afternoon, October 5, 2008
Bobville, Animal Crossing
Nookington's

Tommy: *Walks into store* I got a good night's sleep... you guys?
Nook: That Joan, she's always stealing business from me, each Sunday...
Timmy: Here we go again...
 
That was really nice, though at some parts i couldnt undertsand what was going on, it was funny and I enjoyed it. I think i'll write my own now.
 
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