Kirby, isn't love nor is he life. He is instead the coolest video game character of all time, not some cutie pie. He is not a girl, get it through your head. He is amazing, he can kill, he can destroy, he is the best character ever. He can suck, suck things up, he can suck anything up. He becomes whatever he sucks, he doesn't suck, he thinks you suck. Because you cannot suck like how he sucks, so he thinks you suck. He can become less sucky after sucking, due to how after he sucks up the enemy that sucks, he becomes less sucky because after that he can no longer suck.
-KIRBY, PINK, ADORABLE, DEADLY
-KIRBY, PINK, ADORABLE, DEADLY
