The "You're Banned" Game
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RAINBOW DASH:
Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays~
PINKIE PIE:
We've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play~
APPLEJACK:
But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold
RARITY:
And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old~
TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
The time has come to welcome Spring
And all things warm and green,
But it's also time to say goodbye:
It's Winter we must clean.
How can I help? I'm new, you see.
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Applejack: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
Rainbow Dash: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
RAINBOW DASH:
Bringing home the southern birds,
A pegasus' job begins
In clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sun shine in!
We move the clouds and we melt the white snow;
When the sun comes up, it's warmth and beauty will glow!
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
RARITY:
Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice.
FLUTTERSHY:
We wake up all the sleepyheads
So quietly and nice!
RARITY:
We help them gather up their food,
Fix their homes below;
FLUTTERSHY:
We welcome back the Southern birds
Rarity and Fluttershy: So their families can grow!
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
APPLEJACK:
No easy task to clear the ground,
Plant our tiny seeds.
With proper care and sunshine,
Everyone it feeds.
Apples, carrots, celery stalks
Colorful flowers, too!
We must work so very hard,
APPLEJACK, PONIES:
It's just so much to do!
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
PINKIE PIE:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
PONIES:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
Now that I know what they all do,
I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart,
Tough task ahead I face.
How will I do without my magic,
Help the earth pony way?
I wanna belong, so I must
Do my best today
Do my best today
PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
Banned for not.
Banned because what?
Banned because
Stitching It Together
Thread by thread
Stitching it together
Twilight's dress
Cutting the pattern snip by snip
Making sure the fabric folds nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip
Always got to keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes are correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress
Yard by yard
Fussing on the details.
Jewel neckline,
Don't you know a stitch in time saves nine?
Making her something perfect to inspire,
Even though she hates formal attire.
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's more concerned with sales,
It's Applejack's new dress.
Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form...
Do you think it looks cheesy?
(Opalessence) Meow!
Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest,
Don't forget some magic in the dress.
Even though it rides high on the flank,
Rainbow won't look like a tank.
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress.
Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread by thread, primed and pressed
Yard by yard, never stressed
And that's the art of the dress!
Twilight Sparkle: Now the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate.
Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.
[Rarity]
Stitch by stitch,
stitching it together,
Deadline looms,
Don’t you know the client is always right,
Even if my fabric choice was perfect.
Gotta get them all done by tonight.
Pinkie Pie that color's too obtrusive,
Wait until you see it in the light.
I’m sewing them together.
Pinkie Pie: Don’t you think my gown would be more “me” with some lollipops?
Rarity: Well, I think…
Pinkie pie: Balloons?
Rarity: Well…
Pinkie Pie: Do it!
[Rarity]
Hour by hour, one more change,
I'm sewing them together, take great pains
Fluttershy you're putting in a bind,
Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?
Ohmygosh, there's simply not much time
Don’t forget Applejack’s duds must shine.
Dressmaking easy,
Every customer’s call.
Brings a whole new revision,
Have to pick the pace,
Still hold to my vision.
Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.
Fluttershy: French haute couture. Please.
Rarity: Ugh.
Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie: More balloons!
Oh, that’s too many balloons.
More candy.
Oh, less candy.
Oh, wait, I know! Streamers!
Rarity: Streamers?
Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
Rarity: Streamers it is.
[spoken]
Rainbow Dash: What?
Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do you not like the color?
Rainbow Dash: The color’s fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do you not like the shape?
Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, y'know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
Rarity: Ugh.
[sung]
Pinkie Pie: All we ever want is indecision
Rainbow Dash: All we really like is what we know
Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence
Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance
Applejack: Even if you simply have to fudge it
[All but Rarity]
Make sure it stays within our budget
Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation
Remember, it's all in the presentation!
[all together]
Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Bolt by bolt, primed and pressed
Yard by yard, always stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!
(Sighs)
Stitching It Together
Thread by thread
Stitching it together
Twilight's dress
Cutting the pattern snip by snip
Making sure the fabric folds nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip
Always got to keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes are correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress
Yard by yard
Fussing on the details.
Jewel neckline,
Don't you know a stitch in time saves nine?
Making her something perfect to inspire,
Even though she hates formal attire.
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's more concerned with sales,
It's Applejack's new dress.
Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form...
Do you think it looks cheesy?
(Opalessence) Meow!
Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest,
Don't forget some magic in the dress.
Even though it rides high on the flank,
Rainbow won't look like a tank.
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress.
Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread by thread, primed and pressed
Yard by yard, never stressed
And that's the art of the dress!
Twilight Sparkle: Now the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate.
Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.
[Rarity]
Stitch by stitch,
stitching it together,
Deadline looms,
Don’t you know the client is always right,
Even if my fabric choice was perfect.
Gotta get them all done by tonight.
Pinkie Pie that color's too obtrusive,
Wait until you see it in the light.
I’m sewing them together.
Pinkie Pie: Don’t you think my gown would be more “me” with some lollipops?
Rarity: Well, I think…
Pinkie pie: Balloons?
Rarity: Well…
Pinkie Pie: Do it!
[Rarity]
Hour by hour, one more change,
I'm sewing them together, take great pains
Fluttershy you're putting in a bind,
Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?
Ohmygosh, there's simply not much time
Don’t forget Applejack’s duds must shine.
Dressmaking easy,
Every customer’s call.
Brings a whole new revision,
Have to pick the pace,
Still hold to my vision.
Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.
Fluttershy: French haute couture. Please.
Rarity: Ugh.
Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie: More balloons!
Oh, that’s too many balloons.
More candy.
Oh, less candy.
Oh, wait, I know! Streamers!
Rarity: Streamers?
Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
Rarity: Streamers it is.
[spoken]
Rainbow Dash: What?
Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do you not like the color?
Rainbow Dash: The color’s fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do you not like the shape?
Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, y'know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
Rarity: Ugh.
[sung]
Pinkie Pie: All we ever want is indecision
Rainbow Dash: All we really like is what we know
Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence
Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance
Applejack: Even if you simply have to fudge it
[All but Rarity]
Make sure it stays within our budget
Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation
Remember, it's all in the presentation!
[all together]
Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Bolt by bolt, primed and pressed
Yard by yard, always stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!
(Sighs)
Banned because
Banned because I love those videos!
Banned because those videos are illegal
ellabella12345
not-even-in-a-pickle
banned because you got ninja'd
Banned because what?
ellabella12345
not-even-in-a-pickle
banned because what are those videos called
Banned because your a big meanie.
Banned because Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
ellabella12345
not-even-in-a-pickle
banned because i wanna watch it now c:
Banned because you're an even bigger meanie!
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Banned because you should. They're creepy/
Banned because you should! :3