Banned because you won't like me when I'm angry. Second ban because I'm angry right now. Third ban because I'm really angry right now. Fourth ban because I'm about to rip this thread, I mean you apart. Fifth ban because let me start reading this bull crap. Sixth ban because why do I deserve a ban for something I can't control. Seventh ban because what's not your problem. Eighth ban because I'm just going to start writing random poop so I can complete your challenge. Ninth ban because by the way I accepted your challenge. 10th ban because you must live near me because it's cloudy for you also. 11th ban because that sounds so stalkery. 12th ban because is stalkery even a word. 13th ban because you spent like 30 minutes writing this and I haven't even read the second sentence. 14th ban because this is ridiculous. 15th ban because I'm the first person who can match up to your banning caliber. 16th ban because it's easier to free type then to respond. 17th ban because I'm free typing right now. 18th ban because if I responded to every single ban you just made right now it would take 365 days 24 days I mean hours 7 days a week. 19th ban because let me go read your second sentence now. 20th ban because okay I think I'm on the third. 21st ban because I just sighed. 22nd ban because I should get a typing job. 23rd ban because I also wish it rained. 24th ban because I hope my computer doesn't crash and I have to redo this bull crap again. 25th ban because your fingers can't bleed from typing. 26th ban because unless you were typing on nails and you somehow remember which letter is which on a keyboard. 27th ban because eh remembering the letters aren't hard. 28th ban because I'm skipping some of your bans and whatever I read first I will respond to. 29th ban because how am I being weird to Lolipup. 30th ban because I'm surprised it didn't auto correct her username to lollipop. 31st ban because Shaye there's a difference between weird and being jealous. 32nd ban because ouch I just destroyed your career. 33rd ban because I think it's time for you to retire from this banning thread. 34th ban because there's a new owner now. 35th ban because whoever wrote that Myst owns this thread please remove it and replace it with Champ. 36th ban because I rule this thread now. 37th ban to whoever wrote that Myst owns this thread. 38th ban because you need to change it now. 38th ban because I sighed again. 39th ban because I responded to like five of your bans. 40th ban because I bet our friendship that you won't respond with another long butt paragraph. 41st ban because I'm reading backwards now. 42nd ban because I should just write a banning book and you should just retire. 43rd ban because I'm saying because too much. 44th ban because my bans are always interesting. 45th ban because just like me. 46th ban because I'm listening to you. 47th ban because only a psycho would write a 100 bans. 47th ban because I'm almost beating you in bans. 48th ban because you don't even try. 49th ban because you don't tell me what to do. 50th ban because I wish I could write my signature after I schooled you. 51st ban because I just one upped you. ~(My signature is a tilde.)
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