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Banned for having over 18,000 posts.
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Banned because don’t jinx it
Banned for liking pineapples on pizza
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Banned because it’s good when the sauce is bbq
Banned because no it aint
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Banned because I bet you haven’t tried it
Banned because why would you put a fruit on a pizza anyway
Banned because a tomato is a fruit
Banned because that's a salted sauce specifically for it
You're watching Disney Channel
Banned because you spilled the salt
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Banned because why aren’t you in the Olive Garden
Banned because that's where they throw out the scraps of the best food
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Banned because I can’t fault you there with my situation
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Banned for making puns out of my curse this isn’t funny
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
Banned because it’s alright I’ll try other things
banned cuz u roam in the deep woods