Banned because the oarfish body and tail are sad. They’re going to come back and haunt you in your nightmares. One day you’ll wake up and realize that there’s a new reality comedy show on TV like Two and a Half Men, except it’s called Two and a Half Oarfish Pieces. It’s about an Oarfish body and tail that live in a house together with their Oarfish head. Then you’ll wake up and realize it was just another nightmare.