Cold Penis
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Banned
The "You're Banned" Game
- Thread starter Jeremy
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Banned because I'm going to lock you in a room and put a microchip in your brain that plays Justin Bieber music 24/7. And I am going to do the surgery with no medication and as many chain saws as possible.
Banned because I'll take control of your hand so it always sticks itself into your throat so you can't breathe. And you'll puke. A lot. And the other hand, which will have a spiked glove on it, will smack you.
Banned because I'm going to drop kick you so hard that you'll be burned by the atmosphere, and then go into space and land in a black hole, where you'll feel every single atom of you break apart, and it will last an eternity.
If you want an idea of what the pain is like, just ask your mother what it was like raising you. They'll be about equal.
If you want an idea of what the pain is like, just ask your mother what it was like raising you. They'll be about equal.
(Oh wait, isn't that what would happen if there was no gravity or something? I dunno, my science teacher two years ago told me that that would happen when something bad happens, but I don't remember the event 
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Banned because I'm going to give you the worst Charlie horse ever, and you will feel it in every part of your body.
) Banned because I'm going to give you the worst Charlie horse ever, and you will feel it in every part of your body.
Banned because I'm going to seduce you, make you take me out to the nicest restaurant in town, order the most expensive thing on the menu, and make you pay for all of it. This will happen on all of our dates until you end up being a bum on the street. When that happens, I will kick you with my stilettos into a manhole.