it's not very interesting.
i was eating it and something felt weird and my tooth had fell out while i was eating it. i started to laugh, the tooth slipped down my throat, and so did the bacon. i was double-choking my terrible, terrible life was flashing before my eyes and then i started to panic
eventually i managed to cough the tooth up (while i was like almost passing out on the floor) along with a mangled piece of bacon
luckily the tooth wasn't very big or i might have died so uh
So you almost literally died of laughter.
 
 
		









 
 
		












 
 
		









 
 
		








 
 
		


 
 
		



 
 
		



 
 
		







 
 
		
 
 
		



 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		