Oooh. Hmm. Well I don't like diarrhea.
So, the paper cuts. They don't bother me that much.
Would you rather be super clumsy, knocking over everything you pass and attract a lot of attention, or never knock over anything (be perfect)and be completely mute, and basically no one knows of your existence?
Summed up- Embarrassing Attention or Completely Ignored.
I have to go with unnoticed. I'm not much of a people person anyway and I can easily entertain myself.
Edit: I'd rather live a short life with the person I love, but I'm also happy living alone
You only have a certain amount of time to live. Doctors tell you you can live for the next year if you make sure to take very good care of yourself, do nothing you consider fun or exciting (even playing video games or anything else, you can sit/lay around and talk to your family and friends and nothing more), or you can have 1 final day of doing anything you want. Which do you choose?
TL;DR a longer boring life or a short one filled with excitement?