MARSHAL AND FRIENDS GO ON AN AWESOMESAUCE ADVENTURE
Once upon a time Marshal stole Gracie's car and said to his best friends Zucker and Kid Cat, "Hey guys, I just stole Gracie's car!"
"Awesome! Let's go to McDonalds!" said Zucker.
So Marshal, Zucker and Kid Cat drove to McDonalds.
"I want a big mac!" said Kid Cat.
"NO!" Marshal yelled. "Last time you had a big mac you puked everywhere."
"I want a milkshake!" said Zucker. "'Cause my milkshake brings all the boys to the ya-"
"Holy sweet poopsicle!" Kid Cat cried. "Happy meals come with Transformers figures! I want one!"
"Fine, you can have a happy meal," said Marshal. "What about you, Zucker?"
"Food."
"What kind of food?"
"Edible food."
"Be more specific."
"Delicious edible food."
Marshal facepalmed. "Fine, you can have a cheeseburger."
"But I'm lactose intolerant!"
"Then you can have a cheeseburger without cheese!"
Marshal ordered everyone's food and the three of them sat down. Kid Cat tore open his happy meal straight away.
"AWW YEAH, OPTIMUS PRIME!"
"Optimus Prime?! I want Optimus Prime!" said Zucker and he tried to grab Kid Cat's toy.
"Nooo! It's mine!" Kid Cat threw the Transformer in the air and it landed with a PLOP in Zucker's milkshake.
"NOOOO!" Zucker shrieked. "How will my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard with Optimus Prime in it?!"
Marshal reached into Zucker's milkshake and took Optimus Prime out. Zucker gasped.
"Wow, you're a genius Marshal!" Zucker cried and he hugged the poor squirrel so hard he thought he heard a rib snap. But it wasn't his rib snapping, it was the One Direction CD he kept in his pocket.
"ZUCKER!!!" Marshal screamed. "You snapped my One Direction CD!"
"Oops."
And then they all got kicked out of McDonalds.
"Great, now what?" said a very annoyed Marshal.
"Let's go to Burger King!" Zucker suggested.
"No way!" said Kid Cat. "Pizza Hut!"
"Burger King!"
"Pizza Hut!"
"BURGER KING!"
"PIZZA HU-"
"SHUT UP!" Marshal screamed. Zucker and Kid Cat shut up. "We're going to the cinema."
So Marshal, Zucker and Kid Cat jumped into Gracie's stolen car and drove to the cinema.
"What are we gonna watch?" Kid Cat asked on the way there.
"One Direction: This is Us," said Marshal.
"But I wanted to watch the Spongebob Squarepants Movie!" Zucker whined.
"I want to see a horror movie!" said Kid Cat. "Paranormal Activity!"
"Let's watch Justin Bieber: Never Say Never!" said Zucker. "That's a horror movie!"
Just then they arrived at the cinema. The three of them got out the car and went inside.
"I'm gonna go get popcorn," said Marshal, "Kid Cat, will you get the tickets?"
"Sure thing, bro!"
"I'm not your bro."
"Whatever, bro."
Marshal glared at Kid Cat. "Fine. I'm getting you a small bucket of popcorn."
"NOOOO!" Kid Cat cried, and Marshal laughed maniacally, swishing his tail back and forth as he walked away just to make himself look even more awesome.
"I'll share my popcorn with you," Zucker offered.
"No," said Kid Cat. "I have a plan."
"You're not going to switch all of Marshal's DVDs with adult movies again, are you?"
Kid Cat shook his head, then went to buy the movie tickets. As if by magic Marshal then reappeared carrying two extra-extra-large-fat-greedy-guy-size popcorn buckets and one tiny-miniscule-microscopic-you-need-a-magnifying-glass-to-see-it-size popcorn bucket.
"Yay! Let's go see the movie!" Zucker cheered.
Kid Cat snickered as the three of them sat down in their front row seats. Before long, the title of the movie flashed up on the screen.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
"NOOOOOO!" Marshal screeched. "KID CAT! HOW COULD YOU?!"
"HA! REVENGE!" Kid Cat started doing a victory dance as Marshal was reduced to a sobbing quivering lump on the floor. Zucker stole Marshal's popcorn and they all lived happily ever after.
THE END