US Congress Rules Pizza as a Vegetable.

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The ignorance in this thread is overwhelming..

Pizza is not a vegetable, no matter how you look at it. Tomato sauce can give you a serving of vegetables if you eat enough. Some one on here pedantically categorized a tomato as fruit, botanically it is one but the Supreme Court ruled it was a vegetable because of it's nutrition. Anyway, school lunches frequently serve pizza, but school lunches must include some vegetable. To make it easier on schools and cut costs, the Supreme Court lowered the amount of tomato sauce you need to eat to get a serving of vegetables. Therefore eating a slice of pizza will now count toward eating one serving of vegetables.
 
In other news, Bacon is now a vegetable in Canada.
 
And I'm proud to be an American.... Where atleast I know pizza is a vegetable.
 
Techincally yes, but nutritionally it acts more like a vegetable.

And if cooked badly enough, it tastes like one too. <---- Hates vegetables

Then again, perhaps I can use this news to my advantage. The next time my mom nags me to eat vegetables, I'll just order a pizza! Mwahahahahahaha!!!! >8D
 
And if cooked badly enough, it tastes like one too. <---- Hates vegetables

Then again, perhaps I can use this news to my advantage. The next time my mom nags me to eat vegetables, I'll just order a pizza! Mwahahahahahaha!!!! >8D

This is great news for all of us!!! <---- veggie hater too :p
 
United States Order of Business
1. Is pizza a vegetable? Yes.
2. Let's censor the internet.
3. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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47. Deficit
48. All that other bad stuff
 
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