lasagne_of_death
🍦 Average plastic dinosaur consumer 🍦
This is a PRIVATE MEETING THANK YOU VERY MUCH, so please LEAVE if you're not Vanilla or Strawberry....
Gather 'round fellow Vanillas and Strawberries! It has come to my attention that the Chocolates have been attempting an insurrection against the leading party, the Strawberries. As a Vanilla, my allegiance is clear, but that doesn't mean that we cannot unite out powers to overcome the tyranny of the Poop Smearers!!
Our plan for retaliation is simple: find users who have become conquered by chocolate, and splatter them with as much as we have! Do not rest until their posts have been thoroughly splattered with Vanilla and Strawberry!
We can do this; our alliance, our teamwork, our perseverance, but most of all, our belief in Truth and Righteousness of Strawberry and Vanilla, will be fuel for our endeavour. We won't stop until every spark of rebellion from the Chocolates is stamped our and covered in Vanilla and Strawberry!
I believe in a better future; I believe in a better world; but most of all, I believe in a better us! So RISE! RISE UP MY FELLOW VANILLAS AND STRAWBERRIES, and we will emerge VICTORIOUS!!
Gather 'round fellow Vanillas and Strawberries! It has come to my attention that the Chocolates have been attempting an insurrection against the leading party, the Strawberries. As a Vanilla, my allegiance is clear, but that doesn't mean that we cannot unite out powers to overcome the tyranny of the Poop Smearers!!
Our plan for retaliation is simple: find users who have become conquered by chocolate, and splatter them with as much as we have! Do not rest until their posts have been thoroughly splattered with Vanilla and Strawberry!
We can do this; our alliance, our teamwork, our perseverance, but most of all, our belief in Truth and Righteousness of Strawberry and Vanilla, will be fuel for our endeavour. We won't stop until every spark of rebellion from the Chocolates is stamped our and covered in Vanilla and Strawberry!
I believe in a better future; I believe in a better world; but most of all, I believe in a better us! So RISE! RISE UP MY FELLOW VANILLAS AND STRAWBERRIES, and we will emerge VICTORIOUS!!
