Villagers say the silliest (and creepiest) things.

[Jubaboo]

I think it is awkward how they sometimes call girls he's in sentences.

 

[requiem]

i like when villagers send you letters saying you're their best friend and that they had a bad dream where you left town, and you;d better never actually do that. i've always thought that was adorable! ;w;

as for creepy things? i always thought ken, the smug chicken was creepy, although i don't have any examples as to why he was so weird in my eyes, haha.

 

[Relicum_]

Okay, Biskit. Okay. Thanks.

 

[MayorSaki]

At last, time for me and you to do some seriously crafting.. Marshal said that to me when he came to visit me D:

 

[Swiftstream]

Al the {horrid} gorilla tried to sell his "gently used" banana to me for 3200 bells.

 

[Boidoh]

I would say O'Hare is the creepiest...
O'Hare sent me a letter with an item attached that would explain what 'O'Hare is all about'. It was a red dot skirt. Also O'Hare sends me skirts, and pink glasses all the time...

 

[jaysaturna]

I had this hilariously bad item exchange with an ex-villager in the starting days of my game.

 

[Boidoh]

It took me a while to get the joke. Hehe.

 

[jaysaturna]

It took me a while to get the joke. Hehe.

The worst part was I was sitting in a full waiting room while that happened and I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[ReesesRainbowHelixXOXO]

I remember Poncho telling me that Alli has ticklish feet, then started to mumble that it was useful information.

Hmmmm, I wonder if he ever got to tickling her.

 

[brockbrock]

I had this hilariously bad item exchange with an ex-villager in the starting days of my game.

LOL, that's hilarious! Probably the best one I've seen. xD

 

[IncendiaryPyro]

I still can't get over how Skye said she was about to write a poem about a pocket knife when I went to her house. I never knew she was into that sort of thing.