Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[Mei]

Idea from ACC
It's a basic game, you say "Waiter, there is a ___ in my soup." and you put in whatever item in your soup. The next poster answers it or makes a comeback and then they do the same thing.

Example:

Person 1: Waiter, there is a monster in my soup.

Person 2: Are you sure it's not a reflection?
Waiter, there is a foot in my soup.

Person 3: I'm washing my foot! Get over it.
Waiter, there is a TV in my soup.

See? Pretty simple. Guess I'll start:

Waiter, there is a cow in my soup.

 

[Elijo]

Are you sure? It looks like a pig...
Waiter, there is a snake in my soup.

 

[keybug55]

Somebody poisoned the water hole!

Waiter, there is a duck in my soup.

 

[Mei]

And he waddled away. Waddle waddle.

Waiter, there is a computer in my soup.

 

[Joey]

That's where it went

Waiter, there is a pen in my soup!

 

[broadwaythecat]

You sure it's a pen? Looks like a pad to me...


Waiter, there is a dick in my soup(by dick I mean detective not that other meaning)

 

[Stevey Queen]

Oh, that's where I left my dick.

Waiter, there is a Lady Gaga in my soup.

 

[Keenan]

Waiter, there is a snake in my soup.

Somebody poisoned the water hole!

Before I write my response, can we just take a moment and realize that this is one of the best responses we will ever see? That was perfection. Well done.

Waiter, there is a Lady Gaga in my soup.

Are you sure it's Lady Gaga? She has a great poker face, it could be anyone.

Waiter, there's polonium in my soup.

 

[Tammyface]

Yikes... someone call the Po-Po to investigate this!

Waiter, there's a Christmas tree in my soup.

 

[Mei]

Now now, it's not Christmas yet so take it down.

Waiter, there is a webcam in my soup.

 

[Stevey Queen]

I wanted to film you eating.

Waiter, there is soup in my soup.

 

[Superpenguin]

Then you got two for the price of one, so stop complaining.

Waiter, there is an ice cube in my soup.

 

[Mei]

It's to cool down the temperature!

Waiter, there is a ninja in my soup.

 

[Mary]

Well, stop complaining and greet him!
Waiter, there is a DS game in my soup.

 

[Mei]

Hey, at least you got a free game!

Waiter, there is a DVD in my soup.

 

[Kip]

Watch it! I'm already tired of my job.

Waiter, there is a waiter in my soup.

 

[Mei]

Well, are you going to order or not?

Waiter, there is a magic carpet in my soup.

 

[Mary]

Then call the head chef! I'm pretty sure he knows how to fly those things.

Waiter, there is a Mei in my soup.

 

[Mei]

SURPRISE! -jumps out of soup and throws confetti-

Waiter, there is a planet in my soup.

 

[Mary]

Um, are you gonna eat that? *stomach growls*

Waiter, there is a forum in my soup.