Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[Kip]

What am i suPOST to do about it?

Waiter, there is a lighter in my soup.

 

[Mei]

Read the sign: No Smoking

Waiter, there is a fairy in my soup.

 

[satellitestorm]

Well bottle it up, I'm running out of hearts.

Waiter, there is a contradiction in my soup.

 

[Mary]

No there isn't. That contradiction that's in your soup is definitely not in your soup. P Get it?)
Waiter, there is a kiwi in my soup. (not the fruit)

 

[Superpenguin]

Take that up with a health inspector.

Waiter, there are pencil shavings in my soup.

 

[Mary]

Oh, the chef forgot to add the pencil sharpener?

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup.

 

[Kip]

Of course, we use only the finest pond water.

Waiter, there is a microphone in my soup.

 

[broadwaythecat]

Really? Looks more like a tapeworm to me.



Waiter, there is a parasite in my soup

 

[Keenan]

Waiter, there is a parasite in my soup

How is your parasight good enough to see something that small?

Waiter, there's a clownfish in my soup.

 

[Dustbunnii]

I found Nemo!

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup.

 

[Mary]

No, it's not... that's a carrot.

Waiter, there is a clock in my soup.

 

[Superpenguin]

It's closing time! Get out!

Waiter, there is a hair in my soup.

 

[Stevey Queen]

I know. I put it there. Deal with it.

Waiter, there is love in my soup.

 

[broadwaythecat]

Love is the secret ingredient.

Waiter, there is a Hitler in my soup.

 

[Kip]

Oh Heil no!

Waiter, there is a Harry Potter in my soup.

 

[Mei]

Well, are you going to hogwarts or not?

Waiter, there is a table in my soup.

 

[satellitestorm]

(╯?□?）╯◡⌒┻━┻
Now drink your soup. ◡

Waiter, there is a puzzle in my soup.

 

[Mei]

A true gentleman always solves a puzzle.

Waiter, there is a taratula in my soup.

 

[Bambi]

SOMEBODY CALL MISS MUFFET!!!

Waiter, there is a hamster in my soup.

 

[Keenan]

SOMEBODY CALL MISS MUFFET!!!

Waiter, there is a hamster in my soup.

There's supposed to be ham in your soup, just ster it a little.

Waiter, there's a lightbulb in my soup.