Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[Mary]

Well, they do call it pea soup for a reason.
Waiter, there is a Midna in my soup.

 

[cannedcommunism]

You wanted it mystic, did you not?

Waiter, there's an endangered animal in my soup.

 

[monochrom3]

Well? Other restaurant always serve them.

Waiter, there's a deliciousness in my soup.

 

[rosiekitty405]

Waiter,there's a cat in my soup!

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

That's a lynx, dear.

Waiter, there's a katana in my soup!

 

[Hikari]

That isn't a katana, it's a giant chopstick.

Waiter, there's a wrecking ball in my soup!

 

[Moonlitnite]

I was trying to drown Miley

Waiter, there is a worm in my soup

 

[BlueLeaf]

That's an earthworm. You said you wanted it green and healthy, didn't you?

Waiter, there is sarcasm in my soup.

 

[monochrom3]

Well, thank you for pointing that out. How nice. /sarcasm


Waiter, there's deliciousness in my soup.

 

[fl0ra]

waiter there's a SNAKE in my soup!




"there's a snake in my boot"
people who like pixar should get this.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Uhh, my bad. Some nincompoop was fooling around and a snake fell out of his boot.

Waiter, there's a b***h in my soup.

 

[Stalfos]

How peculiar. We don't allow dogs.

Waiter, there's a maelstrom in my soup.

 

[monochrom3]

I think you stirred the soup too fast.

Waiter, there's beef in my soup.

 

[Alienfish]

That's what you ordered?

Waiter, there is a Marshal in my soup!

 

[FireNinja1]

I thought he was your dreamie.

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup.

 

[Alienfish]

Sorry you got the double order!

Waiter, there is an Erik in my soup!

 

[RhinoK]

Oh! You meant the human Erik? We'll go defrost him right away.

Waiter, there is a book in my soup!

 

[monochrom3]

You said you want to eat the soup that makes you smart.

Waiter, there's a cake in my soup.

 

[kasane]

I'm pretty sure you ordered the dessert.

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.

 

[Amnesia]

Let the man take his bath in peace.

Waiter, there's a bird in my soup.