Ways to get expelled from school

Tell your teacher you recently stole away and confessed your romantic feelings for their husband/wife and jump out a window while they either stare in disgust at your lying and jumping out a window or cry in a corner.
 
poop in the hallways and then smear that turd mmm
 
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(My friend did this and got suspended)

Go ahead and be disruptive in class to the point where your Teacher walks up to you and tells you to stop. After that, tell the Teacher (If you're a Boy and if the teacher is a girl) that you want to **** them and tell them highly innapropriate jokes.
 
put sugar, salt and fake snow in plastic bags and start handing them out and act like you're dealing cocaine
then actually deal cocaine
 
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