I'm now about 75% sure that you guys hate me. I mean, I haven't updated this since March 13! Partly because I got grounded (AGAIN!), and because I either didn't (a) have the necessary pictures, or (b) I forgot. I AM human. So, without further ado here's the first April edition of the Weekly Update!
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I started an orchard on March 10, and I am happy to report that all (except two) trees grew!
You can probably tell what comes next. The trees in the far back, against the cliff wall, are cherry trees. Cherries are native to Dauphin, and I ended up chopping the trees down. I don't know what to put there yet, so the stumps are still there. Maybe coconuts? No...peaches? Maybe. Anyway, the trees behind me and to the left are pears, and the tree on the right is a peach, as is the one in the lower left. There are two more peach trees to the left of that tree. Above the cliff is a row of apple trees.
Resetti visited me (my neighborhood is prone to frequent power surges) on March 14, and he shared some...erm... personal information.
That's unhealthy, Resetti. And think! I'm trying to get you elected president! Does the President really use T-Shirts for underwear! That's disgusting!
I started up my game that evening and got a letter from Posy Farms. What is a posy? A mutated pansy?
I never found out. I use the silver watering can, but what purpose does it serve? Does it make withering black flowers silver? Is it just decoration? Who knows? I don't!
Don visited me on the 18th, and he's not as nice mean as Sonny. He got scared by the thunder when he popped out of the ground, and his lesson to me was:
Uh... Resettin' ain't good! So don't do it, Stephen!
Very convincing.
But I like Don. Don's good people. Don likes you. Don's name sounds funny. Don always talks in third-person. Don thinks that you're a good guy. Don... Don... *falls asleep* That was NOT a Family Guy reference...
Hey! Look at that! A letter from Nintendo!
The Flea Market was the 21st...I think. Anyway, Dotty decides to visit me, buys a microwave for about 1,400 Bells (muahahahaha), and tries to compliment me. Before you look at the picture, may I just say:
<big><big>EPIC FAIL!</big></big>
Honestly, this one took the breath right out of me. Calling me Nook! Of all people! I've never been more insulted! I promptly left, and "pitfalled" (surrounded her house with pitfalls) her.
Blanca visited about mid-week. And since the face-drawing tools from ACGC weren't in City Folk (would you believe me if I told you I never had Blanca visit my Wild World town?), I did the best I could. And this sums it up quite nicely:
<big><big><big>EPIC FAIL!!!</big></big></big>
No. Absolutely not. That is
UGLY! U-G-L-Y! Whoo! Stars for eyes? Is that supposed to be a smile? Wow. Awkward.
And Now for Something Completely Different.
I had "amassed over 5,000 Points," according to Nook, and he sent this complimentary letter and accompanying model of Nook 'n' Stop Go.
Not long after, I visited the Able Sisters, and Mable is a bit... out of it. Again. She needs to sit every now and then. And eat. And not say that clothing will scream.
...sicko
Again, and not to belabor the point, she needs to rest! Talking about clothes (or looks for that matter) screaming. Remember the other blog entries? Where they "screamed" kiwi or food or bunny or something? She needs to lay off the plaid and lay on the coffee, NOW!
Saturday, March 28th, I got another letter from Nintendo. That's two in a month!
The gas mask/ Pikmin hat combo is not weird at all. Not at all, even in the slightest. The Pikmin hat is on display in my basement.
And, yesterday, I got my DSi! Now I have one (not in the real world, sadly) That too is in my basement.
If you look closely in the background of either of the first two pictures in this set, you can see a grove of coconut trees. Dauphin can now bring in an extra 8,000 Bells.Yay Dauphin.
And finally, I found this disturbing notice at the town hall yesterday as well.
Now I understand why Nook is always following me around. And why Tutu "disappeared" so suddenly. Poor Tutu. But that skeleton will look great in my basement!
That's it for the Weekly Update, I'll see you next Sunday, April 12!
<small>...let's see...Easter vacation Thursday til Monday, won't be playing Friday through Monday... going on vacation next Thursday...um...</small> I'll see you back here on Sunday, April 26! Below is the List of Currents, so (if you want), read on!
---List of Currents---
Fish Caught: 28
Fish Given to Museum: 21
Bugs Caught: 10
Bugs Given to Museum: 10
Fossils Dug Up: 31
Fossils Given to Museum: 11
Current Weather Conditions: Partly Cloudy
Debt Owed: 598,000 Bells
Villager Update: Tutu moved in March 15, moved out April 3. Bob moved out March 23.
Villager Count: 9
