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I just saw this in the google search bar:

Undertale isn't good

So I investigated. I wanted to see the salt.

The Review by Salt Itself (Bold added by me)

This Game is HORRIBLE! And it got 95 on METACRITIC!? I thought you guys were better than that. All it is is some MIDI of Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites in computer noises. AND IT HURTS. I ALREADY HAVE TINNITUS, I DON'T NEED MORE, THANKS GAME! Gameplay: 0.1/10 No story WHATSOEVER. 0.1 cos they tried. I could barely understand it. ALL IT IS IS PICTURES. Gamplay: (Yes that mistake made it in the final review) 0/10 Honestly I couldn't figure out the Z X Control Mechanism until that Dummy fight. FR, who thought of THAT idea. I can't go further. You can tell that this game is ****** up. It's total ****. For all you "FANS" who are really just NERDS in your Moms (ENGLISH MOTHER****** DO YOU SPEAK IT!?) Basement, GET A GOOD GAME LIKE MADDEN, OR FALLOUT 4, COS UNDERTALE ISN'T WORTH THE 12 BUCKS YOU PAID FOR IT!
 
Dubstep4Dayz said:
I just saw this in the google search bar:

Undertale isn't good

So I investigated. I wanted to see the salt.

The Review by Salt Itself (Bold added by me)

This Game is HORRIBLE! And it got 95 on METACRITIC!? I thought you guys were better than that. All it is is some MIDI of Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites in computer noises. AND IT HURTS. I ALREADY HAVE TINNITUS, I DON'T NEED MORE, THANKS GAME! Gameplay: 0.1/10 No story WHATSOEVER. 0.1 cos they tried. I could barely understand it. ALL IT IS IS PICTURES. Gamplay: (Yes that mistake made it in the final review) 0/10 Honestly I couldn't figure out the Z X Control Mechanism until that Dummy fight. FR, who thought of THAT idea. I can't go further. You can tell that this game is ****** up. It's total ****. For all you "FANS" who are really just NERDS in your Moms (ENGLISH MOTHER****** DO YOU SPEAK IT!?) Basement, GET A GOOD GAME LIKE MADDEN, OR FALLOUT 4, COS UNDERTALE ISN'T WORTH THE 12 BUCKS YOU PAID FOR IT!
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what the actual heck
 
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Dubstep4Dayz said:
I just saw this in the google search bar:

Undertale isn't good

So I investigated. I wanted to see the salt.

The Review by Salt Itself (Bold added by me)

This Game is HORRIBLE! And it got 95 on METACRITIC!? I thought you guys were better than that. All it is is some MIDI of Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites in computer noises. AND IT HURTS. I ALREADY HAVE TINNITUS, I DON'T NEED MORE, THANKS GAME! Gameplay: 0.1/10 No story WHATSOEVER. 0.1 cos they tried. I could barely understand it. ALL IT IS IS PICTURES. Gamplay: (Yes that mistake made it in the final review) 0/10 Honestly I couldn't figure out the Z X Control Mechanism until that Dummy fight. FR, who thought of THAT idea. I can't go further. You can tell that this game is ****** up. It's total ****. For all you "FANS" who are really just NERDS in your Moms (ENGLISH MOTHER****** DO YOU SPEAK IT!?) Basement, GET A GOOD GAME LIKE MADDEN, OR FALLOUT 4, COS UNDERTALE ISN'T WORTH THE 12 BUCKS YOU PAID FOR IT!
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This is beautiful, I like to read it when I'm sad
 
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420 galactica blazing
 
Diancie Rose said:
Underjail

Could be about Frisk/Chara getting arrested and having to try to get out of jail by taking a secret tunnel under the floor.
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oops, i should of said the story. (it's a wip but what eva. also in this frisk is a female.)

After the war of the monsters and humans, the monsters was sent down into a cave in Mt. Ebott. Where they were stuck down there and trapped for what seemed like forever. Until the barrier, the main thing making the lost race trapped inside Mt. Ebott was broken by the seventh human. Her name was Frisk. At last, this child was the main reason why peace between the humans and monsters was once again. Frisk and her family lived happily. But others disapproved of this new change and monsters on the surface roamed the world around 30 years ago. Frisk was bullied for this as her non-biological family were monsters. All of this peace changed until that fateful day. When Frisk was murdered by three racist, violent teenagers. The family was charged for the murder of Frisk and the three teenagers who were found dead with Frisk. The humans then banished The monsters from ever coming back. The monsters, feeling that their freedom was taken away again. Slowly, some family members disappeared. One of the was Sans. Who suddenly vanished when the monsters started to roll back in the cave they were trapped in. Many years later, the first human in a long time fell inside the cave. Her name was Arial. But, this friendship wasn?t all fun in games. A man named Neo then appears and wants to get revenge on humans and kill them ALL. Neo wanted to destroy the moon and the humans. It?s up to Arial to save humanity and the monsters or kill them all.
 
 
This is gospel for the fallen one
They appearently fell down into a cave
They almost got murdered by a flower
But goat mom saved their life

Oh, this is the beat of my soul, this is the beat of my soul
Oh, this is the beat of my soul, this is the beat of my soul

But i want to leave, but goat mom says no
But she's doing this because she loves me

If you love me let me go
If you love me let me go
'Cause i don't get how words spare people
The fear of falling apart
And truth be told, I never was yours
The fear, the fear of falling apart

Oh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart
Oh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart

This is gospel for the fallen one,
Who just found comic sans
He made hide behind a lamp
Led away by his brother, papyrus

Oh, this is the beat of my soul, this is the beat of my heart
Oh, this is the beat of my soul, this is the beat of my heart

Papryus is trying to capture me
and something smells good
he also loves me too.

If you love me let me go
If you love me let me go
'Cause these words are pretty mean you know
The fear of falling apart
And truth be told, I never liked you
The fear, the fear of falling apart

Oh, the fear of falling apart
Oh, the fear, the fear of falling apart

Oh (This is the beat of my heart)
The fear of falling apart

Oh (This is the beat of my heart)
The fear of falling apart

Oh (This is the beat of my heart)
The fear of falling apart

Oh (This is the beat of my heart)
The fear of falling apart
 
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