(Hmm, I wonder what everyone's listening to here....)
*opens door* Hey, everyo-
*gnarliest guitar solo shreds the sombrero off my head* WOAH!
Heyyy, let's turn it down for a second, will ya'?
Today we're celebrating Cinco de Mayo!
*pours me a shot of tequilla and gulps it down* Ahhhh... that's the stuff.
As such, it's only appropriate we listen to
this baby. Why this one? Because I had a
ton of bacon the other night and this reminds me of that, I guess.
Why bacon?
W-why don't you mind your own business? It's not for
you anyway!
In case you
don't speak Spanish,
for whatever unfortunate reason, I'll translate it for you: bacon. yes. all teh baconz. gives to meeee. muahahaha!
Or should I say
Muah!~hahaha?
Anyway, here's to you!
*pours another shot* How many pieces of bacon did you give me? Eleven?? Oh god...
*pours shot* Three...
*pours another* Four...
-hic!- *pours another* F-five...
-hic!- *pours yet another* Ugghh...
*pours one more* -hic!- *pours oooone more* Uh, three?
-hic!- Uggh, you get what I mean.... W-where's that sombrero I was wearing?? I think I'm about to make some guacamole...
*pours another shot* Seve- HUURRRGGGHHH!!!