Of COURSE I am able to
-hic- operate a motor vehicle!
If anything, you
sitting here is more impairing than one champa-
*crashes through window* DAMNIT, I TOLD YOU.
Hey, at least I didn't smash the boombo-
*car door falls off and smashes the boombox* Ugh... Guys, I'm sorry. I just got carried away.
Look...
*pulls up a seat and sits on it backwards* I shouldn't have drank all tha- oh, I'm not even
facing you guys...
*hops 180 degrees around while sitting in chair* OK...
I got a
little carried away with the festivities...
Maybe there was a slice of cheesecake or two...
*glances at you* or four...
*glances at you harder* OR FIVE.... I'm just kidding...
and maybe I got distracted while driving.
But should how many windows a man bursts through DEFINE him?!
*hops back into the car* I THINK NOT!
*crashes into the other window* Oops, that's not reverse...
Anyway here, I thought you gu-
oh yeah, you can sit back here now... what? Yes, it IS called irony, very smart of y- OH.
Yeah anyway, here. I brought you this
brand new shiny boombox aaand we're gonna listen to
this baby because I thought of sharing Vivaldi's Four Seasons, Win-
Can you leave my hair alone for a second?... Four Seasons, Winter, but like, a cool remix.
I already shared that last ti-
hey that tickles... I already shared that one last time, so here! How about this one? A remix of Mozart's 40th Symphony.
*clicks play* Enjoy!
Alright, let's high tail it outta here, baby!
*accelerates away into the sunrise* HAHAHAHA!
Oh wait, I clicked play but didn't
drop off the boombox...
Oh well. Hey, can you adjust the rear view mirror with your head? I can't see with your FIVEHEAD in the way.