What Happens If You Microwave…? A forum game about microwaves

[Dawnpiplup]

Then the Yoshi would no longer be able to lay eggs.

What if I microwaved my phone?

 

[Sweetley]

Then you need a new phone afterwards.

What if you microwaved a bucket full of paint?

 

[Akira-chan]

the paint would explode and ruin your microwave but hey now you have abstract art.

what if you microwaved a guitar ?

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

You bump a thread.

What happens if you microwave the entire internet?

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Yep. The whooole thing.

 

[shayminskyforme88]

The whole world shuts down and we’re back to the stone age.

What happens if you microwave Tom Nook?

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The whole world shuts down and we?re back to the stone age.

What happens if you microwave Tom Nook?

 

[Sloom]

Nothing because you wouldn't get his fat arse in there in the first place

What happens if you

 

[shayminskyforme88]

You fall asleep while waiting then you sleep in your dream and wake up in another dream.

What happens if you microwave a bag of Bells?

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

It turns into irl monies! 999,999,999 bells a dollar.

What happens if you microwave an uncooked turkey?

 

[PunchyTheCat]

You get a dead turkey

What happens if you microwave a baby?

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

It then gets sacrificed to Satan. Hail Satan!

What happens if you microwave someone's super secret diary?

 

[PunchyTheCat]

You explode.

What happens when you microwave a partridge in a pear tree

 

[Strawberryllama]

Two turtle doves fly out.

What happens when you microwave a spoon?

 

[Nightstar]

Lots of sparks and then your parents are disappointed by a burnt out kitchen.

What happens if you microwave THIS FORUM?

 

[NathanBros]

Lot's of hot topics.

What happens if you microwave Chuck Norris beard?

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

It catches on fire, killing him from the heat alone.

What happens if you microwave a wormhole?

 

[Nightstar]

The inevitable heat death of the universe.

What happens if you microwave an abstract concept?

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

Nothing, as you can't kill concepts.

What happens if you microwave scissors, paper, and a rock?

 

[Stepheroo]

All three of them stop fighting one another and work together to get out of the microwave, becoming lifelong comrades. It'll obliterate the game of rock, paper, scissors as they'll never want to beat eachother ever again.

What happens if you microwave all your childhood traumas?

 

[ThomasHasntPlayedAC]

They permanently vanish from everyone's memory, leaving only scars as a reminder of what happened.

What happens if you microwave a tiger's eye?

 

[Buttonsy]

If you microwave the eye of a tiger, it turns into a tiger's eye stone.

What happens if you microwave a smaller microwave?