Propaganda Man
Senior Member
My dad got this email from a friend who tried to commit suicide. The rest should be easy enough to figure out...
What have you done for your friend?
A few hours ago I found out a friend of mine committed suicide. I'm
very sad for his despair, and I know the feeling. I only wish he'd had
a friend to bully him out of it by calling his father [or sister or
someone] as you once did for me.
I'm so glad we're both alive, if only to spar and parry. Please don't
get blown up in Israel. Come back safe and well, my cherished friend.
(Or do I mean fiend?) Joke! I can't find the italics to make it
ironic. Must be crying too hard.
What have you done for your friend?