First, i'd like to point out that mental retardation is actually an intellectual disability so i suggest you stop using that word to describe a stupid person before you offend someone...
I would go up to the injured guy, take out a gun, and shoot him in the face, putting him out of his misery. Then I'd jump out the building doors before it explodes c:
Okay, what? This wasn't even a proper reply. You took it too seriously. Those two options are just jokes. No one has to pick them if they don't want to. It's just something a little extra in case people want to be funny or w/e. This thread is titled "What would you do? Scenario". Not "Let's talk about the reality of each option"
EDIT: Okay, that's it. I'm requesting a lock on this thread. You guys took something that was meant to be a Basement game thread and made it spiral out of control. This isn't even fun anymore.