Where's the exit to The Woods?

[You got mail!]

Help... I didn't read the sign that clearly said DO NOT ENTER and went into this place anyways. I though it'd be a nice walk in the park with sights and sounds. I sure got them but they're way too spooky for me! get me outta here nowwwww!!!!! also where's the nearest restroom?

 

[Pierrot]

also where's the nearest restroom?

Pick a tree if you're bold; hide behind a bush if you're shy.

Exit? There isn't one.

 

[S.J.]

Pick a tree if you're bold; hide behind a bush if you're shy.

Exit? There isn't one.

we really need better public amenities at this park...

 

[Pierrot]

we really need better public amenities at this park...

Denied.

 

[You got mail!]

Pick a tree if you're bold; hide behind a bush if you're shy.

Exit? There isn't one.

Thank you! I'll make the best with what we got. Although I'm wondering about one more thing, is there anything to eat? Maybe I'll stumble upon an abandoned vending machine with expired snacks. Gotta make do.

 

[Firesquids]

To exit The Woods, simply type the magic words, Alt+F4

 

[Dunquixote]

Grab a shovel and dig a tunnel, maybe?

I like Firesquids’ answer though; if I had my computer I’d definitely try that!

 

[Paperboy012305]

I'm sorry bud, but once you've entered the woods.

Ỵ̵̨̨̙̯̣̩̰͎̦̰̪̳͍̭̤͈̝͔̝̤͓͎̯̯̩̣̿̓͐̀̋̉̋́̀͌͘͝͝͝o̴̡̧̡̯̣̣̙̼̭̤̭̤͇̜̖̫̳̬͓̠̺̤̙͖̺̗̲̩̗̠̼̘͔͚͙̞̝͙̖̤͒̍̈̍̆͜ư̸̡̨̧̪͍̦͖̣͎̭̻̼̮͖̫̲̭͎͇͙̰̖̮͓̭̫̊̅̄̓̾̌̆͂̈̌̑͋̀̄̉͑̈́̽̈̏͊͝ͅ'̷̡̧̛̤͚͙̬̫̺̹̦̟̙̥̰̳͓̠͚̥͎̓͛͗͋̑̃́͐̐̽̂̓̓̇̔͋̏͆͑̈́͐̾̓̽̃̏̈́̄͆̀̐̏͌̽͘͘͝͠͝ṛ̵̛̛̹̗̾͂̌̏̒̅͌͒̀͗̾͗̌̀̀́̈́͆̈̌̈́̈̄̆͌̀̈́̋̿͛̊̈͂̈́̑͋̋̎̐͘̕͠͝e̵̡̛͔͔͍̠̣̬̮̠̭̗̯̣͍̝͎̱̖͉̋̂͒͒͛͑̓͑̍͐̂̈́̔͌̓̓͂̒̇̌̀̆̾̀̐͗̊͊̑̾̚͝͠ ̸̫͇̱͉͉̖̺̤̠̮̬̰̲̬͈̯̥̲̰̭̝͍̃̄̓͗͝n̴̢̨̡̨̡͍̟̪̹̺̠̳̬̬͎͕͈̝͇̖̣̝̞̩͖̮͓̯͔̥͉̱̼͈̮͎͔̳͈̬̆͋̽̀͂̈́́̎̎̏͆͜͜ͅͅę̷̡̨̡͖̜̬̭͚̟̮̲͓̠͖̲̝͙͙̦̳͕̗̯̟̮̳͖̭͍̝͉͒͑̎̍̂͛̊̉̆̽̊̽̃̈́͛̀̓̓̓̔̇̑͆̅͑̑͂͐́̓͛̇͂̅̄̈̈́̓͛̆͜͝͠͝͝v̸̪̎̔̔̀̓ę̸̧̢̛̲̙̰͙̺̜͇͍̖͉̦̥͚̝̓̑̔͛͛́͌͑͐̅͒̓͋͗̾́̑̑͒̈́̾̄̐̆͗̀̓̉͛͘̚̕̕͘͝͝͝ͅr̶̢̨̛̤͓͍̼̠̭͎͕̖̫̗͚̹͕͙͔̲̼̰̦̺̟̝̻̞̽͋̈́̇̍̓̽̎̂͐̄̍̾̉̇̾̌͌̏͌̀̎̓̌͊̆̌̀͘͘͜͜͜ͅ ̶̢̗̦̯̰̹̻̗͇͇͕͕̲̻̬̑͑̉̀̅͊́̒̃͌̿͛͂̿͛̃̎̂̍͑͆̈́͑̂̌͌̈́̚͘͝ͅͅg̸̛̛̞̺̝̘̻͉̪͕̺̘̗͚̣̣͇͈̮̱͍̲̮̠̲͊͒̈̏͛̊̌̐̇̿̉̃̉̈́̂͛͋̇̈̅͊̂͌̒̾́̅͂̆̓̉̾̒͒͆̈́̚̚͘͝͠͠͠ͅȇ̶͔̰͇̜͍̺̭̱̟͎̮̻͒̅́̆͗͂̈́̒̃̀͗̐̉́͆́́̌̐̎̿̇̋͗͋̔́́͋͒́͆̚̕͝͠͠͝͠͠ͅͅt̸̨̢̢̙͚̬͚̥̭̤̦̻͕͈͍̗͍̰͎͕͉̯̦̰̳͇̥̞̜̰̯͓͓̗͇͕͉͈̱͚̻̜͆̎̊̉̂̀̽̋̂́t̴̜̦̉͆́́̂̍̊͗͛̈̊̈́͐̈́͂̅̆͛͌̎̃̍̈͆̈́̊̂͛̓͊̄̔͊̿͆̋̓̚̚̕͘̚͜͠͝͝i̵͈̱̦̎̈̔̾̈́̒͊̈ň̵̡̧̨̬̺͇͓͎̣̬͎̤̣̖̘͎̘̭̪͓̱͚͍͙͈̫̞̝̤̺̘̰̯̱̝͈͎͕̻̻̉̅͋̄̿̀̏͆͑̑̐̽̋͆͒̂͌̚͜ͅģ̷̧̧̧̧͇̠̖̬̣̠͔͔̩̣̘̘̭̜̳̯͚̲̜̼͇͈̦̪͙̬͈̟̟͉͔̜̈́͛̉̓͌̈̈́̓͗̊͛́̌̏͛̋̇̂̔͌̕͜ ̸̹͈̬̩̙͍̪̤̹͕̮̗͈̥͍̰̫̙͚͈̭͓͕̏̓̓̑̑͂͑͗͗̓̋̄̅́̾͊̇̂̓͛͑̂͂̆͆̎̈́̈́̇̊̐̽͂̋̅̈́̇̅͛͜͠͝ơ̶̢̨̧̢̡͕̫̗̝̮͕̬̻̥̮͇͙̱̻̹̠̗̱̬̹̝̪̮̲̗̩̜̩͉̥͈̠̙͓͎̳̲̿͒̾̿̔̀͆̈́͛͂̈̂̀̍͌̏͘͘̕͘͠ͅư̷̧̳̠̞̬̰͔̠̳͈̟̅̂̓̈́͑́̐̐͒̆̚t̴̡̧͚͚̬͔̼̘̲̗̞̪̗̠̬̮̯̰̩͕̗̤̗̝̮̪͇̗͎̱̉̈̒͂̈̊̏̀̂̒̈̄̅̅̏̽̑̀́͆̀̌̄̚͠ͅ!̵̡̛͉͉͚̤̺̆̾̋̽̑̏͑̑̋͐͌̓͛̾̇̆̂̏͂́̒̆̀͌͋̍͑̒̓̃́͘͠͠͝͝͝ͅ

 

[Seastar]

Just follow one of the ghosts. What ghosts? I don't know.

 

[Beanz]

you didn’t see it? there’s a big old sign that’s says “EXIT” in red dripping letters. you might want to be careful though, there’s an elderly man with a large creepy smile lingering the area.

your bathroom: