Wikihow Random Button Game

-How to Lower Your Cholesterol (uhhhh)
-How to Breed Rats (the closest thing I have to a rat is a singular guinea pig)
-How to communicate with your spouse (I can't even land a boyfriend, let alone a spouse)
-How to Get a Girl to Open Up to You When You're a Guy (I'm not a guy tho)
-How to Whittle a Ball in a Cage (....)
 
How to Make a Zip File
How to Relieve Vaginal Burning
How to Prevent and Treat Heat Stress in Hamsters
How to Keep Kids Safe Around Large Breed Dogs
How to Adopt a Toy Breed Dog

................thanks...?
 
  1. How to Add Baking Soda to a Pool
  2. How to Blow Dry Hair Without Frizz
  3. How to Dress in Your 20s
  4. How to Clean a Cartilage Piercing
  5. How to Put Amazon Ads On Your Blog
 
How to Become a WWE Superstar (lmao)

How to Peel an Onion Quickly (useful?)

How to Know if You Have Breast Cancer (oof, very useful)

How to Avoid the Health Risks of Vegetarian Diets (not vegetarian so not helpful)

How to Play Connect 4 (um...is a tutorial really needed?)
 
How to Get Over a Break Up (useful in the future but not rn)
How to Visit the National Baseball Hall of Fame (Do you really need a tutorial for this?)
How to Organize Gardening Tools (useful!)
How to Plan For a Successful Future (useful but don't go too far ahead)
How to Prepare Garden Compost (also pretty useful!)
 
1. How to Survive a General Admission Floor
2. How to Use a Voltmeter
3. How to Add Umami to Your Cooking
4. How to Keep Your Dog From Being Bored ( 10/10 )
5. How to Trademark a Name
 
-How to Select an Estate Planning Attorney (useful when I'm close to dying, I guess.)
-How to Blow Fire (I'd end up killing myself trying to do it.)
-How to Write a Letter to a Prison Inmate (this could be useful for some people, I'm not judging.)
-How to Improve Creative Thinking (I might genuinely look at this one for my writing.)
-How to Develop Advanced Study Skills (lmao no)
 
How to Do Eye Makeup for Blue Eyes
How to Overcome Your Fear of Learning to Swim
How to Collect Fecal Samples from a Cat
How to Avoid Repeating the Old Same Mistakes All over Again
How to Keep the Sabbath

suprisingly theyre all tame
 
hehe this looks fun
-How to care for a hyacinth macaw (??)
-How to build a milk jug bird feeder
-How to diagnose breathing problems in french bulldogs
-How to prevent rabies infection
-How to reduce ferritin levels

Whew...Lots of animal related"how-to's"
 
-8 says to clean your browsers cache (may be useful for someone)
-4 says to get straight ''A''s
-how to relate to An autistic person ( why a tutorial though?)
-how to change Alexander language (may be useful for someone)
-how to bevolen An UFO hunter (no, but thanks ig...?)
 
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How to Become a State Police Officer (not what I wanna be but someone might find this helpful)

How to Do a Squat (is it really that complicated?)

How to Remove Grease Stains (useful I guess)

How to Remove Pet Urine from Carpet (good thing to know)

How to Remove Red Wine from Carpet (they’re really worried about my carpet lol)
 
  1. How to Care for a Spider Plant
  2. How to Make Moroccan Tea
  3. How to Flintknap
  4. How to Write a Newspaper
  5. How to Use a Power Washer
 
-How to Throw a Progressive Dinner Party
-How to Welcome a Foster Child
-How to Become a Museum Docent
-How to Improve Your Relationship With Your Spouse
-How to Make Rice Wine

why are mine always about love and relationships that's like my biggest insecurity
 
How to Plan a Zoo Trip with Kids (don’t have any kids but ok)

How to Prevent the Spread of Fungal Infections (ew)

How to Deal With a Crush (that’s easy, you hide your feelings until you die alone)

How to Sell Photos to Magazines (ok then)

How to Overcome Fear (just stay inside the comfort of your house until you die alone)
 
How to Eat a Kumquat (don’t you just...put it in your mouth?)

How to Apply for Personal Loans (very useful)

How to Make an Apple and Orange Juice Drink (most random thing since the WWE superstar one)

How to Account For Petty Cash (not sure how to use this information right now)

How to Make a Mannequin (NOOOOOO)
 
- How to Trust Your Boyfriend (okay well i could use it still)
- How to Raise Goats (uh i dont plan to)
- How to Be an Illustrator .. nty i can't even draw that good
- How to Make Instant Noodles ... aight then
- How to Wash Hair in a Sink (ew..)
 
How to Get a Cat to Be Your Friend (luckily my cat already likes me)
How to Raise a Snuggly Bird (that's one way to get a cat to like you)
How to Stop Your Dog from Begging (train your cat friend to swat at them)
How to Get a Loan (I can use this to buy more catnip for my friend)
How to Type Faster (hey that's actually sort of useful)
 
- How to Discreetly Wear Diapers as a College Student??? what. also if i needed em for medical reasons that is nothing to be ashamed of??
- How to Speak Berbere Language (Chaoui) well why not?
- How to Buy a Rabbit thanks but i dont plan to
- How to Do a Flip Turn (Freestyle) .. u want me to hurt my head?
- How to Dye Your Eyebrows ew gross nty
 
How to Fit Into a New Group of Friends (it knowns how introverted I am)

How to Sign a Painting (same as you sign everything else, right?)

How to Remove Mold from Wood Furniture (useful for some people I guess)

How to Remove Gel Nail Polish (I paint my nails occasionally so I could use this)

How to Make an Origami Balloon (why not something more interesting?)
 
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