Will pay to have someone Photoshop this for me...

[Pharaoh]

My tablet isn't working so I need someone to do a quick Photoshop job for me to agitate my good friend. I mean quick, like within the next hour or so. It's really specific.

I need Cillian Murphy's tiny head on a very extremely buff body. I know you have questions. I know you need answers. I know there's zero context. I want to tell you why I need this, but the fate of the Universe hangs in the balance of the incredibly important request, time is of the essence. Please, I will pay you 1,000 TBT for this Very Important Task.

All you need to know is, It Will Destroy Her.

Please help me. <3

P.S. I'm serious about this offer.


EDIT: I can't afford any more Cillians for tonight, I gotta make sure I have enough to change my name and flee the country, but if yall think it's funny when Shiro cries, by all means, do as many Cillian Murphy's on large bodies as you'd like. We need this to be a nationwide thing.

 

[Shirohibiki]

nobody do this

i hate all of you and Do Not

 

[Pharaoh]

nobody do this

i hate all of you and Do Not

SORRY BABE, MONEY TALKS.

 

[Shirohibiki]

IT IS IMPERTINENT THAT NONE OF YOU DO THIS, EVER, AT ALL

ILL PAY YOU 1K TBT TO NOT DO IT

 

[Pharaoh]

IT IS IMPERTINENT THAT NONE OF YOU DO THIS, EVER, AT ALL

ILL PAY YOU 1K TBT TO NOT DO IT

I'LL PAY THEM 2K TBT TO BETRAY YOU.

 

[Shirohibiki]

I'LL PAY THEM 2K TBT TO BETRAY YOU.

youre a ****ign menace

 

[Pharaoh]

You guys don't understand. Shiro's going to bed soon, and I need her to wake up to mega-ultra buff Cillian Murphy's. Please.

 

[piichinu]

i can do it even though i dont know who those people are/that person is

 

[Pharaoh]

i can do it even though i dont know who those people are

All I need is this head: https://www.google.com/search?q=cil...ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIr5HGn4qExgIVhyOsCh2ttQBc

On a https://www.google.com/search?q=mus...ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIqZO1sYqExgIVyBesCh3tEwCn

Any of those bodies.

 

[Shirohibiki]

i can do it even though i dont know who those people are/that person is

PL EASE D ONT

 

[ssvv227]

You guys don't understand. Shiro's going to bed soon, and I need her to wake up to mega-ultra buff Cillian Murphy's. Please.

i don't think shiro goes to bed this early xD

 

[tokkio]

is there someone who's done it yet omg i am willing

 

[Pharaoh]

is there someone who's done it yet omg i am willing

PLEASE HELP ME YES. <3 Like the more insanely muscular it is, the better it'll be. Like really tiny Cillian head on top of a body with muscles on top of muscles OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA HAPPEN I'M SO GLAD

 

[Shirohibiki]

i don't think shiro goes to bed this early xD

i have to on school nights sadly

- - - Post Merge - - -

do you guys WANT to make me cry? cause thats whatll happen

 

[cheezyfries]

i tried on a different program than photoshop and it looks so bad tbh, can i just pm it to you or something?

 

[ssvv227]

i have to on school nights sadly

paps you

i'm so tempted because i like you all so much <3 <3

 

[piichinu]

hope you like

 

[Money Hunter]

hi

 

[Shirohibiki]

paps you

i'm so tempted because i like you all so much <3 <3

n O

WHY DOES EvERYoNE HATE ME,

 

[tokkio]

damnnnn someone beat me to it lmaoooo let me know if you want more omfg hahahhhahaaa