Would You Rather...

[Juicebox]

Itch you can't reach, because there are still ways to scratch it without looking too weird.

Would you rather have the flu for two weeks, or food poisoning for one day?

 

[Superpenguin]

Food poisoning for a day. Two weeks missing school is just too much work to make up.

Would you rather be known as the one who rid the world of pollution or be known as the one who added a new land mass to the world?

 

[Juicebox]

Rid the world of pollution. I can't help but think that adding a new land mass would actually create a ton of problems.

Would you rather be trapped in a musical, or a silent film?

 

[Keenan]

Trapped in a silent film.

Would you rather stub your toe, or jam your finger?

Also, over 1,000 posts! I'm glad this is still so popular!

 

[Superpenguin]

Stub my toe.

Would you rather chop down a tree or mine through a boulder?

 

[Juicebox]

Chopping down a tree seems easier, if only by a small margin.

Would you rather live out your childhood dream, or help a child achieve their own?

 

[Superpenguin]

Live out my childhood dream. Children have such crazy dreams that I think it would be extremely difficult to help one achieve theirs.

Would you rather live off of fresh fish or fresh fruits and vegetables?

 

[satellitestorm]

Fruits and vegetables. Such a lot more variety to eat!

Would you rather be eaten by ants or lions?

 

[Juicebox]

Lions would be quicker and less gross.

Would you rather be a zombie, or just a regular corpse?

 

[Joey]

Zombie so I can scare people


Would you rather die of starvation or die of thirst?

 

[Rover AC]

Thirst, however, some foods contain moisture, e.g. Watermelons, so I suppose I could survive longer.

Would you rather be raised by apes or wolves?

 

[Juicebox]

Apes are kind of like people, so apes.

Would you rather have a perfect memory where you could remember anything, or would you rather know everything that will happen in the future?

 

[Rover AC]

Remember everything. A Eidetic memory would be neat.

Would you rather to be stuck in Summer season or the Autumn?

 

[Bambi]

Summer

Would you rather Go swimming or hiking?

 

[Juicebox]

Hiking. I'm a bad swimmer.

Would you rather have the same crappy job forever, or have many different crappy jobs throughout your life?

 

[Bambi]

Different crappy jobs - At least I would hold the hope that the next one would be better.

If you were forced at gunpoint to try a drug would you rather it be heroin or meth?

 

[Keenan]

Meth.

Would you rather watch a really scary horror movie, or a really bad romantic comedy?

 

[Juicebox]

Really scary horror movie. Scary movies have zero effect on me, so it would be just as bad as a really cheesy romantic comedy.

Ketchup or mustard?

 

[Jake]

ketchup definitely. I've legit gone into this phase where i chop up cheese and dip it in different sauces each time. And earlier today (or yesterday since it's like 1:30am idk) I wondered what it'd be like to dip my cheese in mustard and it was literally the smallest bit and it tasted horrible. eww


bacon or ham

 

[Juicebox]

...Bacon. It's so unhealthy... but it's so worth it!

Would you rather have your biggest fear not exist, or have the fear itself disappear?