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[Hunter_Gr33n]

Lucy.

What caused World War I?

 

[QueenCobra]

A T-shirt cannon accidentally fired at Archduke Franz Ferdinand, bestowing him with an undignified “$5 Footlong” T-shirt.

What is the number-one cause of divorce?

 

[TN4U]

Lack of love.

How come the iPhone 8 and iPhone X (10) were released in the same year?

 

[VernalLapin]

Because 789.

Why are sunglasses cool?

 

[boring]

Because they’re made out of real life liquid nitrogen.

what is an ‘animal crossing’?

 

[QueenCobra]

A Catholic animal crossing itself during prayer.

How do you teach a pig to read?

 

[Princess Mipha]

You take another pig and let it teach the pig!

How do you drink from a bottle?

 

[-Apples-]

You break it and sip the fluid that leaks.

What happens to objects in water if the density is lower than 1 gram per cubic centimeter?

 

[TN4U]

They e x p a n d

Why did a lot of people hate disco music in the late 70’s?

 

[-Apples-]

Because they like plasma music more.

How long is one Planck length?

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Exactly 4m 87cm 5mm

Who are the three current admins of The Bell Tree Forums?

 

[-Apples-]

Dumbledore, Gandalf, and Yoda

Which phylum of plants contains flowers and fruits?

 

[TN4U]

The plant's belly button.

If Greenland isn't green and Iceland isn't ice, why the names?

 

[-Apples-]

Because Psyduck lives in Greenland and Golduck lives in Iceland.

What are all of the predators to penguins?

 

[TN4U]

Rolf the villager. No one else.

If money actually grew on trees, how long would it take for the bills to fully grow?

 

[Yoshi155]

Infinite years. They actually do grow on trees, you'll just never live to see it happen.

Who is the richest human on the planet?

 

[TN4U]

My player character.

What is one candy kids DON'T like getting on Halloween?

 

[VernalLapin]

Blue scooby doo gummies.

Why is the moon lit up?

 

[Yoshi155]

There's a lamp in every crater of the moon.

What would Brian Boitano do if he were here right now?

 

[-Apples-]

He would blame Canada.

What factor keeps flying squirrels in the air?