yo mamma contest

[Psychonaut]

bidoof pls do not reply unless u hav ur ma ma joeks pls k ty vm now bak 2 ur ma ma joek kep on topic pls

yo mama so stupid she thinks you have a kettle in your computer when you tell her about steam

 

[Bacon Boy]

Why does this thread make me feel like I'm back in 3rd Grade? ;_;

 

[Chinchilla]

that's the most unoriginal thing i've heard since the crappy rendition of Grease 2...

I'm sooo sorry.

 

[BellGreen]

Yo momma is so fat that it makes Jupiter jealous
Yo momma is so fat that when she sits on an iPhone, it becomes an iPad
Yo momma is so big that when she steps on the sidewalk, shes already at the end

Sorry of these actually offended in any way.

 

[broadwaythecat]

Why does this thread make me feel like I'm back in 3rd Grade? ;_;

I do yo mamma jokes with Kevin everyday and I'm in 5th.

Yo mamma so white, and your dad is so black, that when they swam together an oreo cookie appeared.

 

[brownboy102]

Yo' mamma so fat, that when she had imaginary friends, which she still has, she thought of them as fruit, and killed more an more by eating them every day, and imagined more anyway.

 

[RainbowCherry]

its not late enough to do any pro jokes..

Yo mamma so stupid, when she heard it was chilly.. she ran out with a bowl! She then froze to death.

 

[Beleated_Media]

Yo mamma so fat. She broke the stairs to heaven

 

[RainbowCherry]

Yo mamma so stupid, she stayed up all night trying to catch some sleep! She then died of exhaustion.

 

[Beleated_Media]

Yo mamma so cheap. That when she said she got you an Xbox. You got a box with a X across it.
My original mama joke

 

[RainbowCherry]

Yo mama so poor, she uses a fork to eat cereal, To save milk! She then drowned in leftover milk. (By now you should understand i'll kill people at the end of my posts..)

 

[Beleated_Media]

Yo mamma so ugly, that the moment your father lifted the veil he screamed in terror

 

[Jawile]

yo mamma so old, she might die soon

 

[Beary]

Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, SHE DIED.

^ I beat you Jason

 

[Beleated_Media]

Yo mamma so fat. That when god said let there be light, he shoved her out of the way...
OH SNAP

 

[RainbowCherry]

Yo mamma so old.. her first christmas.. was the first chrstmas.. which was.. totally.. yeah.. facts... She should be a dead rotting corpse, but for some reason she isnt. So I stabbed her <3

 

[Beleated_Media]

Yo mamma so old that on her first thanksgiving she ate doodoo

 

[RainbowCherry]

Yo mamma so old that they tied her to a stake and burned her for being a witch. (With with immortal powers.. wooo..)

 

[Kaboombo]

Yo mamma so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye.

 

[Leela]

Yo mamma is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.