YOU are Bob

[Nanobyte]

YOU are Bob is a simple choose your own adventure game, where, as the title suggests, you are Bob.
First, someone (me.) will start off the story, say something about Bob, where he is, what he's doing, etc. and then end it with 3 options, A, B and C. The next poster will choose either A, B, or C, have Bob do whatever it is the option they chose says Bob will do, and then end it with their own 3 options.

Here's an example;
Poster 1: Bob lives in a nice house, but he ran out of cake. What will he do?
A - Get angry and punch a toilet
B - Get sad and cry down the stairs
C - Not care and go to the store

Poster 2: C. Bob doesn't care, and goes to the store, but at the store, he meets a dinosaur. What will he do?
A - Punch the dinosaur
B - Run away crying
C - Capture it and sell it to an unsuspecting kid.

And so on. However, there are some rules.
- Don't kill Bob
- Don't godmode. Bob is crazy, but Bob is not god.
- GO NUTS!

I'll start out the story.

Bob works at a boring office building, where he types up resumes for a living. Bob gets bored and decides to...
A - Go on a walk
B - Break the computer
C - Run around naked and in the process get fired

 

[brownboy102]

He ran around naked and got fired.
He then..

A- Get mad and attempt to kill everyone in the workplace.
B- Run away crying.
C- Hire a hitman to kill them.

 

[Jarrad]

Bob works at a boring office building, where he types up resumes for a living. Bob gets bored and decides to...

A - Be angry at the kawaii EU version of himself



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[Nanobyte]

He ran around naked and got fired.
He then..

A- Get mad and attempt to kill everyone in the workplace.
B- Run away crying.
C- Hire a hitman to kill them.

A- Get mad and attempt to kill everyone in the workplace.

The naked Bob attempts to strangles everyone, and in the process, is kicked out onto the streets... naked.
What will Bob do?

A-Buy new clothes
B - Wear that box over there
C - Go and freak out a random little kid

 

[CainWolf]

A- Get mad and attempt to kill everyone in the workplace.

The naked Bob attempts to strangles everyone, and in the process, is kicked out onto the streets... naked.
What will Bob do?

A-Buy new clothes
B - Wear that box over there
C - Go and freak out a random little kid

B. Wear that box over there

After putting on the box Gracie Grace appears and is struck by inspiration by this unusual fashion choice. She offers Bob a job in the fashion industry.

A. Accept Gracie's job offer and become a fashion icon.
B. Ignore Gracie and use the Box as a disguise to become a crime-fighting vigilante.
C. Draw on the box with a sharpie to make it look like a car and run out into traffic.

 

[DarkOnyx]

Bob picks up a sharpie to make it look like a car and runs out into the street.He looks to see a car coming at him.Bob...

A.Steps out of the way.
B.Ninja kicks the windshield.
C.Takes off the box and moons the driver.

 

[Nanobyte]

Bob picks up a sharpie to make it look like a car and runs out into the street.He looks to see a car coming at him.Bob...

A.Steps out of the way.
B.Ninja kicks the windshield.
C.Takes off the box and moons the driver.

C - Takes off the box and moons the driver
It happens to be full of teenage girls who scream and all call the police.
Bob is taken to jail. What will Bob do?

A - Cry his buttcheeks off
B - Call Tom Nook and Co. To bail him out
C - Call Phoenix Wright and have a trial

 

[CainWolf]

C - Takes off the box and moons the driver
It happens to be full of teenage girls who scream and all call the police.
Bob is taken to jail. What will Bob do?

A - Cry his buttcheeks off
B - Call Tom Nook and Co. To bail him out
C - Call Phoenix Wright and have a trial

C. Call Phoenix Wright and have a trial
"Indecent exposure laws only apply to humans, Bob is a cat!" Bob's is found not guilty thanks to his amazing lawyer. Where should Bob go to celebrate?

A. The mall to treat himself to a shopping spree.
B. An amusement park to ride roller coasters and eat cotton candy.
C. A local pizzeria to eat pizza.