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You're now married to the person above you.
OH honey oh sweetie
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you're mine
this is sure to cause a stir! I LOVE IT
how are those divorce papers coming?
Coming along just fine KAREN!
I just don't know if I can trust you...
*lights cigarette
Honey you’re never gonna believe what my ex did today
*Lights a candy cigarette* I can guess.
I stole you away from your pinwheel <3
That’s not all you steal...
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My dignity for one thing
Ooh this is getting interesting. This can work
Why do you take everyone I love carol?
Idk who Carol is. I feel like I would just be third wheeling, so I’m out.
*Gasp* (could this finally be.........the one)
I'm sorry but I have six other bagels in my house right now. I'm not sure we can make this work.
you dog! *runs out crying*
I’m going to need you to live off crazy fad diets for this to work...
I'm not sure if this'll work, I don't know much about you.