Your'e trapped at an abandoned amusement park

[mintellect]

We've no time to lose! I've engaged a dimensional travelling function in the Star Rod, so we can go to the World Clock and fix the Sun!!

*fires blast from the Rod that becomes a portal; you can see a large steampunk enviroment in this portal (presumably the World Clock)*

This amusement park is impervious to magic. You can't use any.
*Portal weakens and melts away*

*A wild clown appears*

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

My strawberries are impervious to magic, but not vomit.

 

[mintellect]

*Clown pulls an axe out of nowhere*


RUN!!

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Then I'm gonna have to find a way to deactivate the anti-magic policy.

 

[mintellect]

There's no way to "deactivate" it. Magic doesn't work here.

 

[Jamborenium]

Oh great is clown going to talk about how thing float?

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

There's no way to "deactivate" it. Magic doesn't work here.

Then I say we blow it up!!

 

[Xara]

Oh great is clown going to talk about how thing float?

If it does, I say we make him float...


all the way down to a restaurant cause I'm hungry

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

I'll get the dynamite, and since the destruction of this hellhole is the only way to free up magic-using policies, FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

 

[JellyDitto]

I'd hope that one of these things isn't staring at me the entire time I'm there

 

[Jamborenium]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ8-CoyEZRI

 

[mintellect]

GUYS IVE GOT IT!!!

WE WILL CALL ON THE GREAT MAGIC CONCH SHELL

*Pulls shell out of pocket*

O Great Magic Conch Shell, is there a way to be able to use magic here?
"No, and Captain Crazy Chicken will die attempting to."
Who will be killed by the wild clown?
"Zamielmon and possibly FrozenDrinks."
Is there a way out of this amusement park?
"No."

 

[axo]

Pretty much I'd spot Shia LaBeouf lurking around, being a cannibal. I'd get one of my legs ripped off by a beartrap and then I'd stab a knife in Shia LaBeouf's kidney.

BUT WAIT HE'S NOT DEAD, SHIA SURPRISE THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND DEATH IN HIS EYES. BUT YOU CAN DO JIU JITSU. BODYSLAM SUPERSTAR SHIA LABEOUF

 

[MyLifeIsCake]

Ride the Ferris wheel to the top and scope out a vantage point. Locate exit, make a run for it.



Or check the Food stands for any leftovers. The fried food alone could give you a heart attack.

 

[Jamborenium]

/watches as cake runs off/

yep they're going to die.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Pretty much I'd spot Shia LaBeouf lurking around, being a cannibal. I'd get one of my legs ripped off by a beartrap and then I'd stab a knife in Shia LaBeouf's kidney.

BUT WAIT HE'S NOT DEAD, SHIA SURPRISE THERE'S A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND DEATH IN HIS EYES. BUT YOU CAN DO JIU JITSU. BODYSLAM SUPERSTAR SHIA LABEOUF

I have also been quoting this song in the campground one... lel

bessfrahn?

*cautiously spinning the wheel in my strawberry*
WEEEEEE

 

[pokedude729]

Can't we just turn into a squid and get through the bars?

 

[Jarrad]

I take photographs and upload them to pintrest and tumblr

'll get me a few likes

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

My strawberry broke off the hinges cause I spun too hard... now I'm lightly concussed. =[

 

[Jamborenium]

Can't we just turn into a squid and get through the bars?

You're a kid now, you're a squid now


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