Yuka vs. Coco - Villager Bracket March 2018 - Finals, Match 31

Which villager is better?

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Makoto said:
Better dull brown and a vibrant colour, than dull beige and... dull beige ;)
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Oh no no. Her coloring is akin to a beautiful, honey-glazed graham cracker with the barest hint of pink blush on her cute little cheeks. Coco is perfection.

Yuka is wearing a tablecloth, much like a drunken wannabe frat boy trying to impress his fellow pledges. We shouldn't be supporting anyone who sticks bark on their face or thinks kitchenware is proper day attire.
 
Yuka is blue and white and wears a nice yellow shirt and has blue hair, all a great colour scheme.

Coco is just dry, dull, desert sand beige and blah and picked a shirt that involves two horribly contrasting colours, neither of which even remotely goes with her colour scheme; she has no fashion sense whatsoever.
 
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The irony is, Coco's shirt is almost the same colour as Yuka's fur and eyeshadow. The two have more in common than we'd like to admit.

Perhaps in another universe, they might have even been... friends.
 
Yuka's goatee reminds me of the one worn by an old man I met in college. He smelled like cabbages and kept asking me where the giants came from and when they were coming back to take him to Narnia.

The dawn tee is so nice. I think I might wear mine tomorrow.
 
Oblivia said:
Oh no no. Her coloring is akin to a beautiful, honey-glazed graham cracker with the barest hint of pink blush on her cute little cheeks. Coco is perfection.

Yuka is wearing a tablecloth, much like a drunken wannabe frat boy trying to impress his fellow pledges. We shouldn't be supporting anyone who sticks bark on their face or thinks kitchenware is proper day attire.
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yesss DRAG HER
 
Oblivia said:
Oh no no. Her coloring is akin to a beautiful, honey-glazed graham cracker with the barest hint of pink blush on her cute little cheeks. Coco is perfection.

Yuka is wearing a tablecloth, much like a drunken wannabe frat boy trying to impress his fellow pledges. We shouldn't be supporting anyone who sticks bark on their face or thinks kitchenware is proper day attire.
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Im sorry Tom.Oblivia is my new favorite moderator
 
K.K. Slider agrees that Coco is objectively superior. Look, he's even playing her favorite song!

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Fun fact: a "dirge" is a lament for the dead. Who died, you ask? YUKA DID!!!
 
Coco looks like dried, gross dirt that's been stepped on dozens of times. You know what else looks exactly like that? The gross dirt that gets left behind when grass gets ruined. You wanna know what that grass represents? Yuka. Yuka is pure, lovely grass. Coco ruins that.

#VoteYuka
 
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