I know what he's doing.
He's preparing to haunt our souls for as long as we shall live. And he'll whisper: (You'll feel two days of torment)
Well whatever he's doing, its gonna be unpleasant.He’s not.
Easter coinciding with April Fool's Day.
What could possibly go wrong.
This is a good April Fools joke!
The cheating detection deep learning algorithm has determined you will cheat in the future, so it has prematurely removed your eggs.