Okay, here goes:
Shortened version.
On Monday, the Internet Tower here was struck by lightning, leaving us wi-fi-less.
They fixed it on Thursday night.
On Friday, I woke up with a splitting headache which only got worse every time I looked at bright colors or smelled anything bad or even good.
On Saturday, we went on a camping trip, where I reactivated the headache by tubing, where I fell off after being slammed into the water.
We came back Monday night, where I could not fall asleep.
And here I am today.