Oh man nah friend I got one up on you over parcels, in the apartment before this one there was no dedicated box for larger parcels to go into so the mail people in their infinite wisdom would NOT like you know take it upstairs to our door but leave it downstairs in the unlocked hallway right in front of the mailboxes. I had 25$ worth of loose leaf tea stolen not once but THREE TIMES. What were they even going to do with it?!?! Followed the THIRD time it happened my spouse went around to the remaining two residents on the bottom floor and asked if they were you know just watching the package for us, to be neighborly. Low and behold out comes my freaking third package of tea.
It's loose leaf tea, custom blended, with personal artwork on the tins you dipsticks, why are you stealing THIS???? it says tea on the box sobs.