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4+ hour entry ^^

I have another silly joke too~

Why was the gamer skeptical about playing ACNL at first?
They heard it had a lot of bugs....
^^;
 
I would like to enter! {^_^} thankyou

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Don't fet

The flee problem

I have my net
So don't fet
I'll catch your flees
you dont worry Lee
Or Leonard
I hope that nickname will go far
{^_^} likey the poem
 
Oh here is a dad joke to animal crossing:
Why did the chicken cross the tracks
......
to get to Main Street
.....
har har har
 
I'd like to enter! :)

And a haiku because I'm procrastinating right now...
Why does everyone
Have Merengue as their dreamie
Oh wait, so do I
 
I'd like to enter! Can I write as many poems as I want? ^-^

Here is the first:
Total greediness,
A complete monopoly,
-Story of Tom Nook.
 
I'd like to enter :)

A sad horse walks into a bar. The barman asks, "Why the long face?"
Get it... because horses have long faces..
 
I've got a poem-

Alone on this train,
Except for a cat of blue.
I don't know where I'm heading, my fear is plain
Yet I know I'll be safe if I'm true.

What is this place,
With TVs in the trees?
Why is my face like this so,
Skinned when theirs is blues and greens?

They call me Mr. Mayor,
They need someone to lead,
Heck, if I'm gonna do it, they had better prayer,
For I'm not for this job, heck no, indeed!

But yet they are so endearing,
They are my best and only friends,
They are my protection from endless jeering,
They are my hope that lasts no end.

But as I grow older,
I wont need them,
And less weight will be on my shoulder,
But I wont forget my precious gem, never ever ever.

I logged in one day, after many years,
I didn't know what would come before me,
Villagers were gone, weeds were around, it nearly drove me to tears,
I hated what I saw and what I see.

I will rebuild the town,
Because I know what it's like for no hope,
I know what it's like to have a forever frown,
And always be a mope.

Thank you, New Leaf,
You saved me from an awful blooper,
You helped me be able to sleep,
But maybe we may meet again, in the far future.
 
4+ hour entry ^^

I have a haiku this time~

Walking through town
My friend started to run fast
Flowers and grass dead ):

Based off a true experience a while ago ^^;
 
4+ hour entry~

Another short (kinda) funny story:
Yesterday Pietro mentioned to me that this Saturday is the bug-off but he doesn't think it's right to just give all the bugs to Nat. I check in with him a few minutes later after watering all my flowers and he then goes on to ask me to find him a cicada. Haha x3
 
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