1000 things you can do with pears

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Turn Prince Ali's 70 golden camels into pears.

 

[forestyne]

Replace Sebastian and Flounder with pears in The Little Mermaid.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make a pear clock to make me remember it's 12:35 AM and I want sleep.



Oh well.

 

[forestyne]

Nuke an Eastern country with one maybe that's a bit far????

- - - Post Merge - - -

run an operating system using a pear as a source of electricity

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Think of pears at night instead of the person in "at night I think of you"

 

[forestyne]

We Are Number One but every 'one' is replaced with Danny Devito saying "pear"

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Go Super Sanic racing with them

 

[Flare]

Attempt a robbery with a Pear as the driver.

 

[forestyne]

Replace everyone in the Grove Street families with pears. (WOULD STILL DRIVE BETTER THAN CJ)

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Replace Vladimir Lenin's heavily-preserved corpse with a pear.

 

[treetops]

make weird inside jokes about pears

 

[B e t h a n y]

Throw them at cars driving by

 

[Sanrio]

Throw them at cars driving by

throw them at people walking by

 

[Flare]

Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release them into the wild.

 

[forestyne]

recreate School of Rock with them

 

[B e t h a n y]

throw them at people walking by

throw them at people using tbt

 

[moonford]

Throw them at Beth. B)

 

[Flare]

Carve them into an Egg.

 

[Bcat]

replace all jack o' lanterns with pear o' lanterns this coming halloween

 

[creamyy]

throw them at your noisy neighbours