1000 things you can do with pears

[Flare]

Throw them at your neighbor's window.

 

[carp]

s u c c

 

[lauraplays1]

become a pear

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Beat Silver Surfer for NES using pears instead of your hands.

 

[forestyne]

Replace the Able Sisters with pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Replace Mr I. from mario 64 with a pear.

 

[Bcat]

insulate your attic with pears to keep away the frigid winter air

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Get kicked out of Wal-Mart with a pear

 

[B e t h a n y]

Replace the White House with a pear house

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Dye your pear and your hair.

 

[Flare]

Make pears fix my 3DS.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Get revenge on flare for stealing my waifu and bells

 

[B e t h a n y]

Carve them into other foods

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Replace all 3 million dollars Rick James lost when he kidnapped a girl with pears.

 

[TheOtherHatedGuy]

Put em in a salad

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make them TheOtherHatedGuy's signature.

 

[forestyne]

pear flavoured condoms

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Use pears instead of sacks of flour to simulate having a baby(you know that generic thing they do in school)

 

[forestyne]

Repair my SD card with one.

 

[B e t h a n y]

pay for other food with them