1000 things you can do with pears

[Kaleidoscopes]

Throw your pears away in the garbage where they belong.

 

[Zireael]

Throw them at your enemies to give them a pear of black eyes

 

[Sadistic]

Cry with them.

 

[B e t h a n y]

Propose with one

 

[Linksonic1]

Have a kiki

 

[oliversacnl]

Make pear butter!

I haven't made it, but I found this recipe that I want to try. https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/easy-pear-butter-recipe/

Also, you could sell them in Animal Crossing.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Change every noun in a song into "pear"

 

[sej]

smash one with a hammer

 

[Bcat]

use them as insulation in your attic

 

[Flare]

Use them on a Pancake recipe.

 

[Xandra]

Eat them...

 

[Fearthecuteness]

I don't think the staff would allow me to submit my answer. XD

 

[Flare]

Build a Pear-Mobile.

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

feed them to a raccoon

 

[Rabirin]

poach em

 

[Flare]

Trade for Money.

 

[Brookie]

Facial

 

[Dim]

Honor it.

Not even close to 1000 smh

 

[Alienfish]

Burn them on a huge bonfire because they are yuck

 

[Flare]

Dance with them.