1000 things you can do with pears

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Stick a big floppin' sausage in them.

 

[forestyne]

glee: pear edition

 

[AngelBunny]

build a dam with them

 

[Flare]

Make a Pear pregnant.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Solve all of Africa's issues.

 

[B e t h a n y]

Make a Pear pregnant.

Something I'd rather not picture

Create a pear museum

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Recreate the entire Nutshack series.

 

[Flare]

Adopt a Pear.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Create a pear-based fuel system.

 

[AngelBunny]

make a pear-o-lantern

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make it legally required to dress as pears and give out only pears on halloween.

 

[AngelBunny]

wrap presents in pear peels at christmas

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

wrap presents in pear peels at christmas

Christmas got cancelled for a pear day.



Make Nintendo's smash hit console: the GamePear only out of pears.

 

[AngelBunny]

replace beth's eyes with pears ( o wait she already did )

 

[B e t h a n y]

Make pear stew

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Pear flavored Doritos and Mountain Dew

 

[Linksonic1]

Eat them (duh)

 

[Xerolin]

turn them into a powder then snort them

 

[Noah98789]

smash people on the head with bags of pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make pear medicine and cure every known disease.