1000 things you can do with pears

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Replace Eevee with pears in the Pokedex.

 

[forestyne]

Make a new children's MMO called "Club Pearguin.

 

[AngelBunny]

turn the town tree in acnl into a pear

it would be beautiful

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Deliver a pearcel.

 

[AngelBunny]

mail 100000000000 pears to ash to scare him

 

[forestyne]

Gourmet Race but everyone and everything is pears.

 

[AngelBunny]

replace punchy ( in every town ) with a pear

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

The Nutshack theme but everything except Tito is a pear.

 

[Sanrio]

plant it in a flowerpot and watch it grow?

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Stick a battery in it and microwave it.

 

[forestyne]

elect one as president (because it will still do a better job than donald duck)

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Replace all the "glitter" in Rick James' hair with pairs.

 

[Sanrio]

elect one as president (because it will still do a better job than donald duck)

i prefer to refer to him as "trump dump"

 

[forestyne]

use pear juice as spray tan

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Want to taste them as much as Rick James wants to taste the super freak.


Why do I keep referencing that song?

 

[Bcat]

prepare traditional Genovian dishes, the greatest country on this earth.

 

[forestyne]

recreate miley cyrus' bb talk music video but all of the giant dancing bears are pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Give one to a random Japanese man.

 

[forestyne]

unlock the 99 bottles of bleach thread with one


(why'd that get locked btw? saw animalcrossingperson got banned 2)

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Revive Rick James from the dead.



On second thought he'd probably just kidnap another person.

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