3 Word Story! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[ZetaFunction]

All hail anti-onion

 

[mintellect]

Then suddenly a

 

[Sleepi]

large potato flew

 

[CrossAnimal]

into the nearest

 

[Flaming_Oceans]

Person's mouth which

 

[Damniel]

Violently choked them,

 

[Flaming_Oceans]

And tried spitting

 

[milkyi]

in the potato's eyes

 

[Flaming_Oceans]

to no avail

 

[Damniel]

She was dead,

 

[mintellect]

So was Bob

 

[jiny]

Eating some lunch

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Or maybe brunch

 

[Alienfish]

but actually it

 

[Sleepi]

Was toast with

 

[Alienfish]

rotten eggs and

 

[mintellect]

Made Bob sick

 

[Alienfish]

Bob then called

 

[SoftFairie]

Lolly the doctor

 

[Sleepi]

and the doctor