ABC My name is ___ game

[Lauryn]

my name is Ursula, my husband's name is Umberto, I live in Ukraine and I sell Uno cards"

 

[oliversacnl]

All of these posts sound like people introducing themselves in an AA meeting.

My name is Vincent, my husband's name is Victor, I live in Virginia and I sell vaginal cream.

 

[Quackerz]

My name is Willow, my husband's name is William, I live in Wisconsin and I sell watermelon

 

[tifachu]

X my name is Xavier, my husband's name is Xalidar, I live in Xi'an, and I sell xylophones

 

[Haydenv019]

Yello! My name is York, my wife's name is Yasmine, I live in Yorkshire, And I sell yogurt!

Z will be an easy one, I wonder what happens when that happens.

 

[Bunnilla]

Hello! My name is Zina, my husband's name is Zeus, I live in Zacatecas, and I sell zebras.

 

[Buttlet32]

Hi. My name is Zach Galifianakis. I'm married to Zoey Zingy Zipper Zapper Zsaz Garcia III. I live in Zimbabwe and I sell Zit Pus in jars.

Edit 1: Dang it. You ninjaed me. What do I do now start with A?

Edit 2: I am very proud of the one I came up with for Z, so I'm leaving it.

 

[tifachu]

Yes~

A my name is Arnold, my wife's name is Ananda, I live in Albuquerque and I sell avocados.

 

[Bunnilla]

Hello! My name is Chrissy, my husband's name is Crompton, I live in Compton and sell celery.

 

[Chick]

My name is Dominica, my husband's name is Daniel, I live in Dominican Republic and I sell Dolls.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

C my name is Cassandra, my husband's name is Carlos, I live in California and I sell cars.

 

[Hyoon]

Diddly doo, my name is Diana, my husband's name is Duke, I live in Daejeon and I sell ducks

 

[smallpeach]

My name is Eloise, my husband's name is Elroy, I live in England and I sell EGGS [sub]ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME[/sub]

 

[elo-chan]

My name is Felicia, my husband's name is Fred, I live in Florida and I sell feet.

 

[carp]

G My name is Gareth, my husband's name is Graham, I live in Gloucester and I sell goggles.

 

[Shayden]

Hi my name is Hannah, My husband's name is Hunter, i live in Hawaii, and i sell hats

 

[carp]

I my name is Iona, my husband's name is Isak, I live in Irthlingborough and I sell icicles.

 

[CinnamonKiss]

J My name is Judy, my husband's name is Jethro, I live in Jamaica and I sell jigsaw puzzles.

 

[tifachu]

K my name is Katrina, my husbands name is Keith, I live in Key West & I sell kale

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

L my name is Lina, my husband's name is Leo, I live in London and I sell lemonade.