Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[Suaure]

because your half water

why are gorons so evil

 

[melly]

they have no brains
why is there lava here?

 

[KoolKoopa123]

because ur purple
why is fog so foggy

 

[big]

Because its foggy.

Why are apples red?

 

[Liv]

Because I started bleeding on them.

Why is OddCrazyMe.......stra-(oh wait he can ban....)......totally awesome?

 

[Goaliegal49]

Because he is.

Why am I posting this?

 

[kalinn]

because you have swine flu.

how many fingers am i holding up?

 

[Vooloo]

Feevey.

DO YOUZ WANT A COOKIE?!

 

[DarthGohan1]

a chocolate chip one please

is there cheese in cheesecake

 

[kalinn]

lol idk why but saying is there cheese in the cheesecake reminds me of that song
where hes like "ow! too hot for the hot tub" lol
like "ow! no cheese in the cheesecake" hahha
anyways....

how does a bird fly?

 

[Sky master]

by flapping its fat 'n' cubby wings

why did the chicken cross back over the road?

 

[KoolKoopa123]

because his fart was soooo powerful it pushed him over
HEY VEGETA WHATS THE SCOUTER SAY?

 

[Sky master]

3 billion noobs in the party room

why is koolkoopa123 not kool?

 

[KoolKoopa123]

because i am Kool
why are u stepping in my potato salad?

 

[AndersonAmz]

Because I feel like it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Draco Roar]

Because of pie.

Hao Cow?

 

[Liv]

Because they ran over my catzzz.

Why do I wanna strange Wendel?

 

[KoolKoopa123]

cows fart
why wont u grow a mustache?

 

[Sky master]

cuz your a noob

why am i kool?

 

[Niall]

Because your not

How do you eat?