Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[djman900]

bcuz ur not making sense

why is gold the color gold?

 

[Sonicdan369]

In the space between spaces.

How old is water?

Posts...too...fast...

 

[djman900]

2.5 centimeters
can a woodchuck?

 

[Riri]

No. Not ever.
When is a door not a door?

 

[yuba]

when its not a door duh.


when do phones lay eggs?

 

[Riri]

Always.
When is a block of cheese not a flotation device?

 

[yuba]

when its needed to be a flotations device.



Why does a cat meow?

 

[[Nook]]

cuz its begging u 2 scratch its belly.

why is mario shorter than luigi?

 

[tikitorch55]

because nintendo is on drugs
why is black not white

 

[yuba]

becauses its green!


why is luigi green?

 

[tikitorch55]

read my first post

 

[yuba]

why should i read your first post?

 

[tikitorch55]

because i told you to

 

[[Nook]]

because red+green=EPIC WIN

y does mario have 2 girlfriends? (pauline and peach)

 

[yuba]

because i told you to

why did you tell me 2?

 

[tikitorch55]

because you are yuba

 

[yuba]

because red+green=EPIC WIN

y does mario have 2 girlfriends? (pauline and peach)

because they love mustaches

 

[yuba]

because you are yuba

dhat right! You know i'm yuba.

 

[[Nook]]

wheres ur question?

 

[tikitorch55]

above your question