Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[Bacon Boy]

because they're idiots.

Why did the pizza I had today taste like trash?

 

[coffeebean!]

because they ran out of pepporoni and put trash on it.

Why do I like my bangs so long?

 

[Callie]

Because long things are longer than short things.

Why isn't my computer green?

 

[SpikeHawk]

I peed on it and made it yellow.





Why am I watching FN?

 

[sidorak19]

Because your sick.

Why am I here?

 

[Regan-Jenn]

Because you want to be? You have nothing else better to do

Why do I own a cat named Boo Kitty?

 

[coffeebean!]

Because yay kitty would be pretty weird.....

Why do guys get to have the Y chromosome??? >:O lol

 

[Weegeefan765]

Because you're high on coffeh @.@

Why this text not green?
v v v

Granite

 

[SilverCyrus]

because it isnt water

Why is that chicken eating that rooster?

 

[Weegeefan765]

Beacuse you're hungry.

Why is AC: LGTTC so awesome?

 

[Princess]

has longer name than cf
what came 1st? chicken or the egg?

 

[Jas0n]

has longer name than cf
what came 1st? chicken or the egg?

The sheep.

Why did the racoon cross the road?

 

[Miro]

To burn New York

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Jas0n]

To burn New York

Why is the sky blue?

Because the ceiling's white.

Why is KK white?

 

[Miro]

Because Tom Nook was purple

When does a wrong make a left?

 

[Bacon Boy]

when a right equals the circumference of π

 

[Jas0n]

when a right equals the circumference of π

 

[Bacon Boy]

because 52 ≠ 9

how come Jas0n's name is Jas0n?

 

[Miro]

Because cheddar costs more in Cuba

Why does Cuba tax cheese?

 

[kingcody]

because they need to Catch up with the world

Why did the keyboard keep typing