Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[coffeebean!]

Because you're too busy crying to open your eyes and realize the truth.

Why have I done nothing but stay in my room all day?

 

[bananaoracle]

idk

Why does idk stand for I don't Know?

 

[coffeebean!]

because it looks better that way

Whats with people and saying ROTFLCOPTER!!! XD ?

 

[Princess]

wats with ppl calling u coffeh? oh wait cuz its pwnsome XD
why is it so pwnsome?

 

[coffeebean!]

because it's me.

why does I refer to yourself? ITS JUST ONE FRICKEN LETTER.

 

[bananaoracle]

Because your very simplistic

Why would you want to play video games on a beautiful day?

 

[mimzithegreat]

cuz my mom has me ungrounded


why do asians make everything?

 

[bananaoracle]

because there asian.

Why does Redd rip you off?

 

[coffeebean!]

Because he's racist

Why is redd racist?

 

[Horus]

because his name in redd

why is my name Horus?

 

[coffeebean!]

Because yew thing 'us' are whores D':

why is mah name coffeebean! ?

 

[bananaoracle]

I dunno

Why is your name coffeebean!?

 

[MygL]

cuz she hates coffe

why are dogs better than cats??

 

[bananaoracle]

because cats can't learn tricks

Why is all the bad food so good?

 

[Ricano]

cuz then it would be healthy

why are there trees

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

Because flowers wanted to have something to look up to.

Why is the world in ACCF and ACWW shaped like a cylinder?

 

[MygL]

cuz nook say so!!

what is nook suppossed to be??

 

[bananaoracle]

a raccoon

What are you supposed to be?

 

[muppetman]

Nook!

What is nooks surname?

 

[bananaoracle]

Tom Jones

What is an apple?